Robin Basqueth

@mcandidate Well and truly condemned. These guys know everything so how dare you.

see PowerPoint FC have come out to bat for Rosenior

@Danny_McMoomins @shitbritishpics Big skidders

@shitbritishpics A man who got a frightening amount of work for someone who offered very little

Phil Jupitus during The Q Awards 1998 at Park Lane in London, Great Britain (1998)

@axl_shn @frazzles_fox @UKStormUpdates Wasn’t sure how many people felt/saw it. Then when the pilot said 5 minutes to landing and then circled at least twice before doing so, I was genuinely shitting it. No announcement or anything

@UncleRBenson @frazzles_fox @UKStormUpdates was on that flight too! bloody thing woke me up

Lightning detected near Derby. Lightning map: lightningmaps.org Radar: netweather.tv/live-weather/r…

@frazzles_fox @UKStormUpdates Try being on an aeroplane in midair when it happened! 💩 coming into East Mids it either hit the plane or was very close to, almighty bang and flash. Genuinely thought it was the end as didn’t really know what it was at the time

@UKStormUpdates Went right over me in Nottingham! Lightning hit the ground 300 metres away from my house, made the whole building shake and caused the lights to flicker

Come for the goal, stay for the cele 🕺 A first in red and white for Pearo.

Met Police chief Mark Rowley: ‘How anybody in America can suggest the UK is violent is completely ridiculous. The homicide rate in London is lower than every single US state. It’s lower than all their big cities.’

@jgnufc1 Right so the only way he can be a decent signing is if he scores 40 a season?

@realrikkidoolan @NikoOmilana Ah that’s ok then. Worrying that anyone thinks this way, no? And are you not concerned this sort of person represents what you stand for? Do you not think it invalidates it somewhat?

@NikoOmilana This is nowhere near the views of the majority of people at unite the kingdom. At least show the multi ethnic elements too. This clip has zero context to the full event. But at least you got your clicks and false narrative Niko right, absolute truth don’t matter

i went undercover at the unite the kingdom march and this was one of the lovely people i met

How does this help anyone or anything? Not saying they should get away with anything, but what exactly does this achieve?

@bayernoatcake2 How else would you go about funding such an excellent, robust British train service?

A Stafford to Crewe return is £15.40. It should be no more than 3 quid. Robbing fucks

Can’t believe it, been nervous as hell about it, but SHE SAID YES! ❤️

Hearing that Lewis Hamilton has hit another groundhog this morning! You couldn’t make it up. #F1

Fuming 😡

The Onion never misses

The last time we saw evil on this scale, dozens of nations moved heaven and earth to stop it. Now, we fund its continuation. We arm and fête the monsters responsible. We excuse their atrocities and indulge their crocodile tears. We blacklist and jail and deport those who object.

This guy doing the #EuropaLeagueFinal medals has got the presentation on absolute lockdown 🔒 🔥

Christ knows why Sunderland are playing like they’re Accrington away at Man City

@SnoopDogg What a weird thing to mark something out of. 5/15? Why not just say it’s a 3.5/10? Either way, if you’re only marking it as that and it’s your album, I shan’t be purchasing.

Iz it a Crime? Album out 5/15. 🐾

This sort of pressure can’t be good for anyone. Absolutely shitting myself.