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@UrinatingTree

A mediocre shitposter bitching about mediocrity. The carousel never stops. For Uche.

Bottom of a sixtol Beigetreten Nisan 2010
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
- Inconsistent fields, goalposts and sidelines for each franchise - Next to no attendance at many games - Livestreams are spotty, at best. Don't have good internet connections at the stadiums, rely on mobile hotspots - Philadelphia Soul undergo complete chaos (booted out of Super 8 Motel with players unable to get luggage, head coach resigns, all players cut, dress an AAL2 team as the Soul for game last week Team has no personal trainers, housing, workers comp, and only ordered one-way flights to Louisiana) - National Arena League suing the West Texas Desert Hawks for breach of contract, may be forced to leave new AFL - Louisiana Voodoo move from Lake Charles to Lafayette before a game is even played - League supposed to have games shown on the NFL Network. None have aired, and none will air on the channel for the season - AFL unable to financially support several franchises, including Rapid City Marshals and Philadelphia Soul - Iowa Rampage play one game, then immediately shut down due to rising costs Good god.
Spring Football Zone@SpringFBZone

BREAKING: The Iowa Rampage of the Arena Football League has announced that the team will be discontinued. #AFL

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King Shaddari@KingShaddari·
@UrinatingTree Also 33 years since a Canadian Team hoisted the Cup. Man this like what, the third time it's happened this year alone?
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
The Hurricanes have broken the Eastern Conference Finals curse. RIP vocal cords
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JaguarGator9@JaguarGator9NFL·
@UrinatingTree Doing more preparing than anyone on Montreal tonight outside of Demidov
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
I must prepare my vocal cords...
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
The Vegas Golden Knights speak to the hockey world.
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Gunna@momentsofgunna·
@UrinatingTree Tree I dont think youre super tapped in to basketball but adam silver’s ability to be a worse than gary bettman is truly something to behold
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
The NBA and MLB are in a neck-and-neck race to see who can run themselves into hell faster
Jesse Rogers@JesseRogersESPN

The MLBPA's response, in part, to today's proposal: "The owners responded today with a demand for a salary cap system, something generations of players have fought against. The last time the owners made such an explicit push for a cap—over 30 years ago—it led to the longest work stoppage in MLB history. For generations, our members have fought against cap systems because they harm players at all levels, erode or eliminate contractual guarantees, pit player against player, lead to more work stoppages, not less, and get worse for players over time. Caps don’t lower ticket prices for fans, eliminate tanking or ensure teams are run with equal competence. They suffocate competition by offering owners an all-purpose excuse for inaction and mediocrity."

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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
@TannerBennet1 The Pacers lost their two best players to an Achilles tear and a departure in free agency. They weren't trying to lose.
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Tanner Bennet@TannerBennet1·
@UrinatingTree What bottom 4 teams this season were actively trying to win this entire season?
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
NBA TEAM: Exists (and flat out sucks). THE NBA: I fucking hate you and everyone that knows you. They do realize not every shitty team is openly tanking, right?
Shams Charania@ShamsCharania

Breaking: The NBA's Board of Governors has passed new anti-tanking rules that include expanding the draft lottery from 14 to 16 teams, a relegation zone where the bottom 3 teams get penalized with lessened chances for the No. 1 pick, and flattened odds, sources tell ESPN.

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El Bombiño@remedy5isalive_·
@UrinatingTree It was charming of the Avs to role play their sweep of the Kings from the Kings' POV.
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
Vegas to the Colorado Avalanche:
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
The Wheel of Discipline is being prepared as we speak... in 2027.
Ari Meirov@MySportsUpdate

#Packers RB Josh Jacobs has been arrested following an investigation into a disturbance complaint from May 23 and booked into Brown County Jail on five charges: battery/domestic abuse, criminal damage to property/domestic abuse, disorderly conduct/domestic abuse, strangulation and suffocation, and intimidation of a victim.

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William Smith@TechAlum05·
@UrinatingTree The Inside the NBA really hammered him the point of Harden fading from the light during the playoffs this year.
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
@compSciMatt Malkin was one of the few dudes who showed up against the Flyers.
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