UrinatingTree

- Inconsistent fields, goalposts and sidelines for each franchise - Next to no attendance at many games - Livestreams are spotty, at best. Don't have good internet connections at the stadiums, rely on mobile hotspots - Philadelphia Soul undergo complete chaos (booted out of Super 8 Motel with players unable to get luggage, head coach resigns, all players cut, dress an AAL2 team as the Soul for game last week Team has no personal trainers, housing, workers comp, and only ordered one-way flights to Louisiana) - National Arena League suing the West Texas Desert Hawks for breach of contract, may be forced to leave new AFL - Louisiana Voodoo move from Lake Charles to Lafayette before a game is even played - League supposed to have games shown on the NFL Network. None have aired, and none will air on the channel for the season - AFL unable to financially support several franchises, including Rapid City Marshals and Philadelphia Soul - Iowa Rampage play one game, then immediately shut down due to rising costs Good god.

@xXBX35Xx It'll make Gandalf vs the Balrog look like a slap fight.

@UrinatingTree There’s a good chance you may hear some thunder and lightning in the sky tonight. That’s just Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee having their long awaited rematch.

Chuck Norris can't die. Everyone knows that death was killed by Chuck Norris.

We don't get Blue Devil tears, but we get the consolation of Tar Heel tears.

@SplashyySZN Oops.

@UrinatingTree Oh no tree you’ve been baited

Thanks to the Browns, they can trade five first round picks for the next Deshaun Watson!

All that to create glorified Miis circa 2008.

@Johnny_Barks @BrandonPerna @tomgrossicomedy @ScooterMagruder @FivePointsVids We still do this show?

Today marks 5 years of Clickbait Sports. They helped pave the way for all NFL shitposters here today. They deserve our gratitude.

@bluescholarrs Besides embarrass himself at every turn?

@UrinatingTree What did you want him to do?

Conglaturation, Mark DeRosa! You are now a meme!

Aaron Judge? He's been one in the clutch for a bit.

*does not include Aaron Judge

THEY GOT THE REAL USA HITTERS BACK!!!

Man, I didn't know the USA replaced their hitters with dudes from the rec center.

When things in Edmonton couldn't get any more chaotic...

@merlyn462539 Sometimes the oldies are the ones you go back to.

@UrinatingTree Been a minute since we dusted this off, eh?

The day after I talk about how the Broncos are eerily imitating the mid-2010's Packers in their inactivity on the market, they go out and do this. That'll do.

Stillers Gahnta Soda?

@MarcoM17_ It's not even that. Colorado goaltending and defense has just vanished.

@UrinatingTree This is a straight up belt to ass game

Penguins, The Fucking. I'm as stunned as you are.

@ChrisVeloria It is inevitable.

@UrinatingTree Because of this, a 4 goal lead will be blown