Utah Football Stats and Analysis

Who found my TikTok? GO UTES🙌

@NotThatHunter_B I would but he bought me a Nintendo switch and a race car bed

@UtahCFBStats_ I hate to tell you this, but your wife's boyfriend is a butthead. If I were you I would consider trying to talk her in to finding a better one.

My wife’s boyfriend (BYU Grad) just told me that Utah will never be in the Big Ten. All I could do was laugh as I left them in my wife’s bedroom. He is in for a SURPRISE! GO UTES! 🙌

Does anyone want to read my Morgan Scalley and Devon Dampier erotic fan fiction? Promise it’s really really HOT! GO UTES!🙌

So there I was, watching 2008 Utah highlights and without realizing my cock was in my hand. There’s just something about Brian Johnson that my Johnson tingle. GO UTES! 🙌

@ToxicChicken1 @TotalBlueSports Oh yeah. Scalley gets me hard as a ROCK

@UtahCFBStats_ @TotalBlueSports That’s fair, love MS though. Excited for his era to start, he’s a great coach and will be at Utah for a while

Time to come clean. I didn’t get into BYU. That’s why I hate them so much. GO UTES! 🙌

@ToxicChicken1 @TotalBlueSports I also think Sitake is sexy and I know I’ll never have him

@UtahCFBStats_ @TotalBlueSports I really hope it’s a better reason than that 😂😂

I would happily let Devon Dampier fill my wife’s tight holes (all of them) just to thank him for being the QB of the Mighty Utes! And when Utah wins the Little 12 this year, it will be an HONOR to watch him thrust into her! GO UTES! 🙌

@UtahCFBStats_ the day this fruit gets doxed is going to be a fun one

@jimmyltrent Homophobe

@UtahCFBStats_ Whatever negative opinions Big12 fan bases have of you guys, it isn’t negative enough.

If Scalley told me to get on 4s and squeal like a pig while he filled my hole I’d do it. That’s what a Utah Man does and a Utah Man I am! GO UTES! 🙌

@UtahCFBStats_ So that's what Utah men do??? What a weird thing to openly admit...

Not going to lie. I beat off to Zach Wilson highlights. GO UTES! 🙌

@UtahFreezing Is that an invitation? GO UTES! 🙌

@UtahCFBStats_ Weird way to come out of the closet but you do you

Nothing is better than having a big Utah Man in your mouth! GO UTES! 🙌

Utah is a natural fit for the Big Ten! Everyone knows the Big Ten has some of the gayest campuses in the country! Nothing says “I’M GAY” better than being a Ute! GO UTES! 🙌 #UtesToTheBigTen