Evil (R) Rick Vinas

@MilitaryLaughs Still do!

Did you ever have a complete weapons cleaning kit?

@Kristinartz Male: Porsche Female: Portia

My husband won a bet 😭 Now we have to name our new dog after a car... What's the cutest car name for a dog? 🐶🚗

@RobProvince Not deported; *Departed*!

I don’t want them deported……

@jackunheard Can we try and see what happens?

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@LeahRain77 1) Do what he did; 2) Take a charge; 3) Get a jury trial; 4) Go free the same day!

A hiker/photographer in Oregon came across an abandoned baby Black bear. He decides that he can’t just leave the baby bear there to die. He gives the bear as best as he can CPR. The cub takes a breath and he realizes that there’s life left in this little guy so he took him back to a Wildlife rehabilitation center. Obviously the bear can never be reintroduced into the wild. He faced a $6000 fine, and up to a year in jail for doing this.. I have to say without a doubt I would’ve done the same thing. There’s no way that I could’ve left any animal dying or abandoned. . It would bother me forever so I applaud what this guy did.

@Sofia50020Sofia Would I have to install it on my phone first, and then uninstall it, or is it cool to not have it at all?

Be honest Would you do it?

@KurtSchlichter I stopped when the Admiral turned out to be a Moslem!

I gave up this dumb show when the hero fought the right wing dictatorship in … Venezuela

@SecondAmendment @Patriot_Forge

@Patriot_Forge When I'm up at the ranch, I have a 45 Tanfo on my hip at all times. If I need to just run into Dollar General or something, I'm not changing the way I carry. Dammit, I sound like a redneck...

Unpopular opinion: When it comes to carrying a firearm, I support both open and concealed. Personally, I think a mix of the two is the best deterrent to people doing evil things. Reason being is that if everyone conceal carries, there is a question if there is a gun in the group. That is a deterrent but it's not an absolute warning. Open carry shows there WILL be a response to something bad going down, but the bad actor is determined to do harm, they will also know exactly what they are up against and who to target first. Having a mix of concealed and open carry gives the advantages of both seeing a visible defense and not knowing who else has a gun. Which goes to say, though I will only concealed carry in 99% of situations, I absolutely appreciate my fellow 2A enthusiast who has a duty sized weapon strapped to his belt.

@saniyafatma1278 Won't tell the whole story, but Rupert has been with us for over 11 years, and turns 12 on July 4th!

Guys, I got tired of watching my neighbor treat her dog like garbage. Every day it was the same thing. No fresh water, left outside all day, and at night he’d sit by the door begging to come inside. He’d scratch at the door, whine quietly, and she’d just yell at him to shut up like he was an inconvenience instead of a living being. I kept my mouth shut for a while, but eventually I couldn’t take it anymore. So I took him. His name is Donatello now.

@MarcoFoster_ @JoyVBehar If she stopped obsessing about Trump, she would dry up and blow away. He's all she has!

Joy Behar: “I’m so tired of Donald Trump, I can barely talk about him anymore. I am so sick of his stupidity, his dishonor, the way he talks about people, the way he presents himself to children, the way he curses and swears about people, the fact he’s so incompetent at what he does, the fact these Republicans stick by him no matter what. Why are Americans putting up with this?”

Holy crap! Me, too!

@solar_ric Rub some mud on it, and get back in the fight!

My damn knee

@FAGfind 6,900,001 now, faggot!

@VividProwess Gotta love a happy ending!

A Palestinian terrorist tried to steal a car and run over Israeli police officers. He was successfully eliminated.

@outlawzcoustom @KimKatieUSA First, learn English and the rules of grammar and syntax. *Then* we can talk. If you "take it to their families", the fight goes full kinetic!

@KimKatieUSA They ain't going to lower the mask because her pussies man the police force is pussies ice is a terroristic organization put in Forth by our government just like the CIA the FBI and local police forces if you wanted to stop take it to their families

ICE agents were detaining an illegal alien in College Point, Queens today when Big Talk Benito arrived on scene. He immediately started running his mouth, throwing every insult he could think of at the agents. These guys love talking tough when ICE is doing their job, but the pattern never changes. The agents handled it professionally while Benito put on his usual show. All bark and no bite.

@MAGA__Patriot Calm down. It's just a girl. To a streetshitter, that's not even a human!

A shocking incident has sparked outrage after reports emerged that a father allegedly committed a horrifying act against his newborn daughter just hours after her birth. The case has left the local community stunned and raised serious concerns about child safety and the value of girl children in society.

@TheEXECUTlONER_ The other possibility: she kept it overtime because she knew nobody would know until Monday morning!

This woman returned a U-Haul truck that she rented on Saturday. She went back into the office Monday to complain that she got charged an extra $210. 😳 The man behind the counter told her it’s because she didn’t check the truck in on her phone like he showed her to do. He told her he wouldn’t be there Saturday after 3pm, so she was to check it in online on her phone. Since that didn’t happened, the truck didn’t get checked in until he came in Monday, thus the extra charges. She said she parked the truck in the back and dropped the keys in the drop box. Many people said they sided with U-Haul. They said that’s why they give you a pamphlet and as the man said that’s why he explained it to her. 💯 She said she didn’t remember him explaining that to her. I always read and listen because I do not want extra charges ever, no matter what I’m renting. It easily could have been checked in online. What do think? Do you think it’s her fault for not listening and following directions? Or do you think U-Haul was just trying to scam her for more money?

@JohnCleese Only because God let him have one goal to save face!

God 3 Allah 1

@OnlyinFlorida2 Plus the outlines of the basketball seams are visible!

Hey asswipe.. Big Mike has 6 fingers in this pic. Are you stupid?

I may piss a few of you off by posting this. We can handle it one of two ways: discuss it like adults or you can unfriend me. Your choice. You have your opinion and I have mine. Before anyone gets their panties in a wad, I add that my ancestors were here, LONG before the Anglos!! My ancestors, learned the language and worked and never once did I hear any of them trash America. They became citizens, were proud to be one and some served in the military! I am nice to everyone and I have no problem with anyone coming here and making a good life for themselves and their family, BUT if you are coming here and expect us to become what you just came from, then that’s not happening! Return and work on your country and make it better where you can be proud to live in it. Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of AMERICA, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. “IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT.” Take it or leave it. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom. We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, learn the language. Most Americans believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our "culture." We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us. This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining and whining about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great AMERICAN freedom, "THE RIGHT TO LEAVE". If you aren't happy here, then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country that accepted you. NOTE: IF we circulate this among ourselves, WE will find the courage to start speaking and voicing the same truths. If you agree, please SEND THIS ON and as for those who disagree, move to a country that suits you and live there. " THANK YOU! 🇺🇸 H/T Robert Cottrell