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@martianwyrdlord Took Luke three movies to use the force at all without extreme concentration. Third movie she’s pulling down ships from the fucking Sky and shooting force lightning without even realizing how she did it. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Naturally she fails to understand the meaning of Mary Sue entirely. It does not mean "girl character", it means "perfect character who can do anything with no limitations". Luke Skywalker was a half decent pilot with a degree of natural ability with the Force that takes him years to develop. He isn't particularly good at anything else. From the very beginning of The Force Awakens, Rey is an expert pilot, a master martial artist, a top spaceship mechanic, and within five seconds of finding out that the Force exists ascends to the level of Jedi Master. She's also hot, smart, brave, and all the other good things. She needs neither assistance nor instruction. Character growth is unnecessary and impossible. Her only struggle is getting people to admit her natural perfect awesomeness. And even this comes easily to her.

@Blonddieee_ Skim milk

Look what they did to MM😭

@DiscreetE30 @onlydubsX So you believe it’s not a joke because someone quoted one of the jokes and put it in front of his picture? 🤔😂 I’m not saying that isn’t how he really feels but it’s not like he reiterated it in an interview or something. They just memed part of the joke lmao

@onlydubsX This why I say it’s not just jokes. These are his beliefs. Just cause you tell it in joke format doesn’t mean you can just get away with it

Dave Chappelle says he does not believe in abortions, arguing that if a woman can make that decision without a man, then a man should also have the right to abandon it 🤔👀 “my money, my choice”

@j0ker937 She’s mad at her husband because he’s making more at a completely different job? Ffs

This woman doesn't understand how the real world works at all.

@WallStreetApes There’s many businesses that are forced to increase their prices. This wasn’t one of those instances it’s greed.

Doritos selling for $7 a bag ended up costing PepsiCo billions It turns out the decision to charge $7 for a bag of Doritos backfired and people stopped buying them, costing the company billions In response, the price is being lowered. “PepsiCo, it's actually gonna slash prices by up to 15% on some of their salty snacks after sales plunged, and the company missed internal revenue targets”

@CollegeFBPortal @oregonfootball @BarstoolDucks So you’re asking kids already nervous with their whole future on the line little gotcha questions to decide their fate,nice. 🙄

NEW: Oregon QB coach Koa Ka’ai evaluates recruits with a simple question: “Chocolate or vanilla ice cream?” Any hesitation… and coach doesn’t want him. “If you pause on ice cream,” Ka’ai says, “what are you going to do on 3rd down in front of 110,000 fans?” 😳

@xevekiah “Two weeks after our wedding my father in law pulled me aside and said why are you mowing the yard? I make my wife mow the yard. And now I make mine too.” Imagine how yall would react. Lol

Two weeks after our wedding, my mother in law finally came to visit since she had missed the ceremony due to a flight issue. It was my first time meeting her, but we instantly got along. One day, while we were in her room, my husband walked in looking irritated and asked where the laundry I had done was. He was specifically looking for a shirt I had washed. I excused myself to find it for him, but when I came back, my mother in law questioned me. “Why do you let him talk to you like that?” she asked, clearly surprised. “You already did his laundry, and he still can’t find his own clothes? What does he think you are, his maid?” She pulled me closer and added, “Listen, don’t let him treat you like a house girl. Since I got married, I’ve never done your father in law’s laundry, he actually does mine. That’s how I raised him to be. If he can’t even appreciate your effort enough to look for his own clothes, then let him wash and fold them himself.” That was the last time I ever did his laundry in that house and now he’s the one doing mine. Good mothers in law really do exist.

@DT2ComicsChat Thanos is all stones and the gauntlet if you never read his comics. Master strategist. In comics he gets them on his own,mostly from intellect instead of force. This is kind of just using the movies as example and both for everyone else. That said. Still Batman. lol

Batman. It's not even a contest. •Doom's flaw in all of his plans is ALWAYS his ego. He can't conceive of a scenario where he could be wrong. That's what got him scarred and in that armor in the first place. •Cap is absolutely great in the field and in close quarters combat. Even Batman acknowledged that. He's not the best against larger threats though, his style is always the same: charge and fight. •Thanos is so overrated it's pathetic. It's the stones, the gauntlet, that allows him to do stuff. Anybody could do stuff with all six Infinity Stones. And he did NOT acquire them all by himself. •Batman has challenged Darkseid, Superman, the Lantern Corps....because he understands the one thing that most capes don't: How to get in your head. #Winner: Batman🦇

@man0ftoday @AnthonyGladiato But not the only character in DC fucking dummy.

@Vinternet78 @AnthonyGladiato Superman is the main character of DC dumb fuck

The dcu slate is so funny, we start with creature commandos, superman, then s2 of a show from the dead universe but retconned into the new one, another superman related project, a green lantern show with no green, a clayface movie, and finally another superman project next year😭

@triffic_stuff_ @ClarkeMicah Perhaps it’s an oversimplification but how is never doing drugs in the first place a preposterous solution for not becoming a drug addict. 🤦🏽‍♂️😂 it’s not a life necessity like food. Plenty of people choose to simply never drink or smoke or take drugs.

🚨MATTHEW PERRY CLASHES WITH PETER HITCHENS IN HEATED ADDICTION DEBATE 🔥 Addiction A Real Disease Or Just A Choice? 🤔 Back in 2013 on BBC Newsnight, Friends star and recovering addict Matthew Perry went head to head with journalist @ClarkeMicah over one of the most divisive questions in drug policy. Hitchens dismissed addiction as a fantasy. He argues we need a stern and effective criminal justice system to deter people from drugs. Perry, speaking from painful personal experience, explained: “I’m a drug addict. I’m a person that if I have a drink, I can’t stop. It’s an obsession of the mind and an allergy of the body. I start thinking about alcohol, I can’t stop thinking about it.” Perry then highlighted what works, saying he knows drug courts succeed because people who go through them have a 55% less chance of ever seeing handcuffs again.

@DESI0RE It’s common sense. Think about how many things we know about life without actually experiencing it first hand but somehow with children that knowledge doesn’t count? Lol

People without children CAN in fact offer people with children parenting advice....

@tooosouthern @DESI0RE Yeah if Lizzo tells me I need to eat less and exercise more she must be wrong cause she’s fat 🙄

@DESI0RE “You should get advice from fat people how to be skinny and poor people how to be rich..” And other such foolishness.

@superswimteam7 I don’t remember her being an incompetent lawyer who couldn’t win a case on her own in the comics. Or blaming all her problems on men. But seriously even the misandry aside,making her a shit lawyer is insane. Like imagine they made Matt Murdock suck as a lawyer.

Still pissed about MCU She Hulk, she was the same as the comic character, 1:1 but people wanted to complain for no reason over it,

@onetruechap Exactly. They always act like there’s zero reason a 25 yr old would date a 40 yr old so they must be idk forced or something. Like that 25 yr old didn’t just get tired of dudes their age being broke and immature and would rather date an age that has their shit together.

double standards 🤷🏽‍♂️

@JOKAQARMY1 100%

I mean hes gotta point 👉

@ViewpointGeek @DCOfficial @JamesGunn They gotta stop doing kryptonian villains so early imo. Why would we want Superman here if he’s constantly putting the earth in danger it wouldn’t have been in if he wasn’t here.

Why H’el is the PERFECT villain for a Superman sequel after Man of Tomorrow (A Thread) 🧵

@willtowit @AdamPage85 And her being the hero is a change from the damsel in distress she was in the early games. Which would have been ok but could have done without the height shaming if they had him her calling her fat yall would be losing your minds. Only fair.

@willtowit @AdamPage85 I wasn’t complaining so much as questioning the op’s synopsis that these movies are good because they avoid the badass invincible woman trope when that’s what she was in the first.

A movie unconcerned with character development and meaningful dialogue, is also unconcerned with lecturing, making Oscar casting requirements, making women look invincible, and being gay with gay characters. This movie was an absolute blast. Nonstop action, never-ending easter eggs and I laughed out loud twice. My kids loved it. And that's the point.