@kamauwaruhiu Umeona huyo mzee. Huku si ni kwenyu?
Karomo Richú@tonykaromo
Rigathi ameingia Kikuyu from Ndeiya 😂😂😂
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The washing machine won't clean the house
It won't cook me chapatis
It will not wash my utensils
It will not fold the clothes
It will not provide a happy ending!
Eye pundit 🔝@kipropnetizen
Washing machine or mamafua ?
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@abuyamasta Mimi I know of one, hubby hakuwa anajua kazi yake. Alimuoa then after like 2 years ndio akakuja kujua. Alimpata amesimama akiuza mahali Embu. I still don't understand how the guy managed to try marriage again juu mimi siwezi.
Indonesia
Unaweza pata hata kuna mwenye alifanya wedding ya church
ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪@onjolo_kenya
Do prostitutes have side guys they have sęx with for fun or everything is work?
Filipino
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@Josh001J Ebu, stay very far away from that friend 😂😂. Mimi ata achana na bibi yako, that hoe that you lowkey want siezi ata chokoza, if we are friends.
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How's this even a question? Obviously I sent my friend to see whether you can fold and he had some good time. Why would I leave him!?
Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪@cohen_baron2
If your partner cheated with your friend, who among them are you leaving?
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I am convinced my father did something terrible in his life and the gods gave him me as a punishment. 🤣🤣🤣 I am a master schemer, you see. When he tried his hand at chicken farming, I discovered that if one chicken was missing, then I would be the likely suspect. But if 30 out of 35 chickens went missing, then I wouldn't make it onto the suspect list. Poor man sufffered. He never stood a chance , neither does kalonza beardless wastrel.
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@LGWarui Ata wewe uko nje. Negotiations not yet completed so no acceptance yet.
English
Manzi yako anajua the 10points from Iran that the USA has accepted for opening Straits of Hormuz ama ni mrembo
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Homeland niliachia katikati 😂😂 Aliniboo kama venye Elizabeth Keen alikuwa ananiboo especially blacklist ikianza.
Sir-Rap-A-Lot@Osama_otero
Huyu Carrie Mathison ako over ambitious sana na kazi ...at work places avoid watu kama hawa kabisa
Filipino
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One thing I learnt when dealing with Yamune Cartel: when you respect and don't expose them, chances of them killing you shoot up to 99%.
If you expose, drag them into the public and tell them 'siwaogopi' to their faces, they cower and permanently stay off your lane.
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@Ridertwizzy Bro, the only cure ni kuachana nayo.
Plus rave hucome na madame. Kidogo kidogo unaanza kurealize ikifika Monday bado uko na uko na msichana kwa nyumba, then mimba then mtoi then hivo ndio unakuwa another statistic.
Hii mambo imenitandika waah 😂
Filipino
@Visualdata123 Mmi venye nimeanza rave pesa itoshi and I'm making 3x more than I was last year
English
Man this is extremely accurate bana.
Walai kuishi kwingi kuona mengi.
Personally I have had to take up new hobbies and joined clubs kama chess clubs etc... Na ikifika weekend past 8pm sitoki nje hata kidogo
WARÚHIÚ@kamauwaruhiu
There is a terrible trap that keeps men poor and miserable. You will be broke sitted in your house, one of your boys decides to cheer you up . He calls you up on a Friday night,buys you nyama and drinks late into the night ,the damage is 15k for both of you. Three more "boys " do the same for you . Suddenly you get a some money lets say 100k ,now you can pay 3 months rent around 45k ,buy shopping for 20k , add some clothes for 10k and still have 15k breathing money . But because you feel "kurudisha mkono " is very important you spend the first 45k on the boys each at a time,your budget goes down to 40k barely rent. Would you have survived without those parties? Yes . This is why we always say if you see a 40 year old man with 20 "close friends" he is lost . Good morning from hamuz.
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Based on this argument, all county fees with or that already charge VAT should revise their fees very promptly.
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As a student of Sociology who has spent his time studying human behavior. DP Ruto presidency which I hope never happens will be Lethal than Moi's. You should pay attention on how he responds to criticism, how he acts when angry, how he lies in plain sight etc. Itakuwa mazishi.
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JUST IN: The MPs under investigation for drug trafficking are Hassan Joho, Harun Mwau, William Kabogo & Mbuvi Sonko, Saitoti reveals
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@Osama_otero You guys talk as if all of you were born in the Uhuru's and Odinga's families. Bana, as long as mtoi has something to eat, a place to lie their heads and clothes on their back ni hivo.
Kids are the happiest human beings especially wakishiba hawasumbui.
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We have childrens home for that. Mnawacha mtoi ndani matatu mnatoroka 😀
Pabló Escobar@ed_kemboi
What if you have a child when you’re financially stable then 2 years down the line you go bankrupt? Are you supposed to kill the child in order to be childless because suddenly you’re poor?
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