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My cousin married a girl from serious money. At the wedding, her father gifted them an 8-bedroom house in THOME estate. In love, allegedly. Three years in and his wife discovered her favourite weapon. Every argument ends the same way: “Leave my father’s house.” Because technically, that’s what it is. The old man never handed over the title. My cousin has been a tenant in his own marriage. Three weeks ago, another argument. She opened the door herself and told him to leave that night. He packed one small bag. Said nothing. Walked out at 2am. No calls. No drama. No coming back to “talk.” Three weeks of silence. Yesterday she texted him: “When are you coming back home?” A few minutes ago I took his phone and replied for him to her: “When I have my own house. For now, let me be.” A man can sleep on a mattress on the floor of a bedsitter and sleep like a king. But he cannot sleep peacefully in an 8-bedroom house where the door is opened for him every time there’s a disagreement.

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Kenya has introduced a new 25% tax on software subscriptions. One of the principles of a good tax system is simplicity. Taxes should be easy to understand. Easy to comply with. And inexpensive to administer. Finance Act 2026 has introduced new rules for software subscriptions. • The Act now classifies payments for software licences and software subscriptions as royalties. - As a result, every time you pay an overseas software company, you are now required to withhold 20% tax and remit it to KRA. - Then pay the software company the remaining 80%. For example. Suppose you pay Google, Amazon or Microsoft USD 1,000 every year for software subscriptions. The law says: • Confiscate 20%, USD 200. • Remit it to KRA. Then pay the software company USD 800. There is only one problem, however. - Software subscriptions are paid either in full or not at all. Google does not care that you have complied with the Kenyan tax laws. You either pay them 1,000 USD or go home. So what happens to continue using the software and keep KRA happy? - You pay Google their full USD 1,000. In doing so, KRA treats the USD 1,000 as the net amount after withholding tax. That means the original invoice is deemed to have been USD 1,250. How? Ulikua unaangalia mwalimu na ruler ukiuliza hesabu ya cross multiplication itakusaidia aje maishani. Ona Sasa. If USD 1,000 = 80%, Then 100% = USD 1,250. The withholding tax therefore becomes USD 250. Meaning: • Google gets their full USD 1,000. • Then you go back to your pocket to pay KRA USD 250. Total software cost = USD 1,250. In effect, the law has quietly introduced a 25% tax on many software subscriptions. Even if a small taxpayer genuinely wanted to comply, how exactly are they supposed to comply when the giant software company insists on being paid in full? This is the new law. Adjust accordingly.

As Western Region, we are proposing that Sifuna be given the Deputy President position - Malala

There will be signs. With no benefit of doubt, this is the winning team.