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@DavidOlusoga well done on getting to the final of #CelebrityTraitors but, as a historian, we were a bit disappointed to see you on uncloaked wearing your poppy upside down. Was this intentional?

@DavidOlusoga well done getting to the final of #CelebrityTraitors - however, considering you’re a historian, we have to say we’re a bit disappointed to see you on @EdGamble8 wearing your poppy upside down. Was this intentional?

@TapeFaceBoy what a superb show tonight. Great mix of new stuff and absolute “banging classics” as my daughter said. (Now 15, she’s been a fan since she was 8, but the first time seeing you live). Just brilliant. Everyone should see this show.

@TapeFaceBoy We’ll certainly do that! Always a fantastic show.

@WeKnowSales Well I don’t travel with a cast of people to help me onstage so maybe come to the show twice to see it’s completely different people involved 😶👍

@TapeFaceBoy hello there. We’re coming to see you again in Edinburgh again next week and my wife still doesn’t believe your act isn’t staged (even though I’ve been trying to convince her and have even been a participant). How can we convince her of her folly????

@LNER 34

@WeKnowSales What is your seat number please?

@LNER all your on board team on the 0930 London to Edinburgh having a lovely chat in their kitchen in coach M. Lots of very thirsty passengers though. Any chance you could break up the party?

@LNER PS. “Sitting”…. Not “sat”.

@WeKnowSales May I ask where you are sat, please?

@LNER People now knocking on the kitchen door asking for drinks. Great “at seat” service”. It’s getting desperate.

@WeKnowSales Has there been any announcements?

@LNER Ha. No announcements regarding drinks. I think they’re too busy having a chat.

@WeKnowSales Can you confirm which service you are on?

@LNER Left Edinburgh at 0930 for London

@LNER no service in first class on the 0930 from Edinburgh to London and no sight of any train employees for the last hour. Any idea what’s going on? #verypoor #badservice

@thismorning @catdeeley please do t use the word sk*nny. It’s incredible offensive and hurtful.

@NickBlairMurray @ScottishEDGE Fireman carry! See what you did there.

Big day at @ScottishEDGE #Edge24. Matthew from @WeKnowSales on fine form as usual, carrying Room 1 as only a Fireman can. Great to see the event expand with quality startup workshops on things like legal and IP from credible business support partners too.

@SteveWrightBD Good man.

#edge24 finals have started. #betterthangreg #downstairsroombest

@officialbhoy Great show tonight @officialbhoy I have but one observation. It’s not a candle snuffer. It’s a candle extinguisher. The candle snuffer was the job title of the person that used it. Otherwise, excellent, but make sure you correct future audiences!

JUST ANNOUNCED! ED FRINGE 2024! I’m delighted to announce (very late) I’ll be returning to my hometown Fringe for a limited run of my new show ‘Dear World…’ (Yes, I know, 4pm is not ideal.) Tix on sale now! rb.gy/bmg1ud

Come along to meet me on my stand during lunch at #EDGE23 and book yourself a free #LinkedIn Profile Review. Can't make it along today? Book your remote appointment via is-in.link/free to suit your diary.