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David Simmons

@WholeTimeDavid

Writer 🔫Fetty on the Switches (@clashbooks 2026) 🦟Eradicator (@apocalypsepartypress) 🩸Ghosts of East Baltimore (@brokenriverbooks)

Baltimore Beigetreten Şubat 2009
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David Simmons
David Simmons@WholeTimeDavid·
***PREORDER NOW*** apocalypse-party.com/eradicator.html Very excited to share the trailer for my upcoming book with Apocalypse Party. “Drugs. Sex. Paranoia. Her life is unraveling fast—and something new is taking shape. When it does, people will die. ERADICATOR
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I can't stop thinking about the drink I had at the Vietnamese restaurant yesterday that was egg yolk, condensed milk and seltzer. Tasted like an egg cream.
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David Simmons@WholeTimeDavid·
Bought a new patio set so I could spend more time outside. There was a pack of ants on one of the chairs which I dispatched with wasp spray. Then I sat down to hit a J and there was a small spider on my arm and it smells like those cum trees outside. This shit is stupid.
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David Simmons@WholeTimeDavid·
@Betta_Mo I got grander delusions with these delusions of grandeur *angry rapper voice*
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David Simmons@WholeTimeDavid·
@SergeTrigger Definitely because then I could show it to my wife and tell her they made it in honor of her
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David Simmons@WholeTimeDavid·
@SergeTrigger Forrest Gump implies that you can be retarded and a cuck and also be a millionaire who meets the president as long as you are a white male and I don’t want to send that message to my daughters.
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David Simmons@WholeTimeDavid·
@bradkelly Yeah bro I would be done! I would fight the captain just because. I would fight everybody on the job tbh
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🪓BK🪢@bradkelly·
@WholeTimeDavid Yeah. He went and got shots/tests. Luckily no serious health consequences. I think if I got stuck I'd be grossed out for the rest of my life.
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David Simmons@WholeTimeDavid·
@bradkelly Yo did you have to work in the sewers like that with the shit and cooking oil clusters passing you by and all that in real life?
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David Simmons@WholeTimeDavid·
@bradkelly #1 makes sense #2 yo wtf I knew it! Terrifying! Did they rush him to the hospital to get cleaned up and shit?
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🪓BK🪢@bradkelly·
1. Old metal rungs are often rusted enough that they'll break or pull out if you step on them. Newer plastic rungs are a little bit safer but still a risk if the concrete they're embedded in has deteriorated. We often don't even put rungs in if we build a new manhole. 2. Yes. I've seen at least 2 guys get a syringe in the boot (one that pierced the skin).
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David Simmons@WholeTimeDavid·
@bradkelly Ok I have 2 questions: 1. Why can’t you climb the rungs? Why is that a taboo or not allowed or whatever? 2. Does the water have cluster of syringes and dirty needles too? Like do those shits be floating by you?
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🪓BK🪢@bradkelly·
@WholeTimeDavid Oh yeah. For awhile I was in the sewer multiple times a week. I still have to hop in from time to time (going in tomorrow). I do inspection and oversight mostly though and don't have to actually do the physical labor those guys are doing in the book.
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