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@orksarefun @kmixbye That's also fair

@SergeTrigger @kmixbye my eyesight isn't as good, so i read all my books on my ipad. and it can store a lot of books

I just learned that books in an E-reader are as expensive as physical books. then what is the freaking point?

@agentofchaos427 I line when it's all pain no flavor because it's what I feel I deserve on the inside

@lilsketch Igneous

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

@SkullsDaProgen That's because Obama had them all commandeered to build his presidential Gundam

i deadass have never seen an 80's or 90s' Hyundai EVER in my whole 18 years of living

she calls me Paul Atreides because of what Muad’dib be Dune to her

No. We are sleeping in the pee bed.

@Z3stysauce04 Wish I could be the knockwurst in that Kaiser roll

asuka meets assuka

@nathanrobii I remember when they first showed the cast list and I saw Michael Cera on it and knew immediately he was going to be Lucy and Andy's son

who up thinking about wally brando

@kmixbye That's fair

@SergeTrigger That is an advantage if you leave your house a lot or if you travel a lot but that’s not me and honestly I understand why people get it for those reasons but I never had a good reason to buy one. That’s why I never owned one

The other day the zoomette secretary was taking about the "new" Grinch vs the "old" Grinch and I got viscerally upset when I found out Jim Carrey is the "old" Grinch

@celinedionysus_ Blamed him for a car accident that killed a woman so her grief-stricken husband shot him while he was swimming?

so what you're saying is they did the same thing to jay gatsby as they did to george costanza...

@aaronup Worse

If you die at work do you die in real life?

@Yiddish_Liberty @FrenlyOfficer That's just corn starch and urine

@FrenlyOfficer I like the yellow gravy but it seems to only ever be served at Thanksgiving school lunch.

White gravy for chicken fried steak Brown gravy for mashed potatoes

@benedictsred I bet President Taft got mad pussy though

“Worst she can say is no” Bro, she said I look like someone tried to draw President Taft from memory

every night before bed my girlfriend and I play 25 minutes of pokemon crystal on our gameboys

@ashmaaaack Especially after I'm done blowing it out

@SergeTrigger You’re right I’m gonna need a nightly back adjustment

‘Bout time for my weekly back adjustment…

@AnaKrivolapova I wish I didn't tbh

@SergeTrigger You know the answer to that

Feeder bf peater gf

@SandyofCthulhu Hopefully mine

She's going to put someone's eye out with those things.