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Catch.

@GV_Studios_ lmaoo e5

🚨Rapper speaks on Beyonce being a witch from the same religion he’s from🤯

@spinelessrepub @believeonjesus @goddek well i guess your not really wondering why are you. more like how?

I thought he was solid at first… then I looked into who he’s dating… then it all started to make sense.

@keatingssixth @zoraslovechild also a lot of the "de'" names like devon, deandre, dejonae, desiree, deangelo, etc

@zoraslovechild It’s so many of them 😭 Monique, Renee, Yvonne, Michelle, Maurice, Jacquees, Andre, Antwon. List goes on and on it’s so interesting. I got a cousin named “Unrei” & it’s pronounced like “Henri” lol

i have a theory that cpt and revenge insomnia are directly correlated

so much potential in "dont forget about me when you blow up" but as an insult lol vastly underused

@itskayhutsin @RakeemShabazz lol brother, thats typhoon 😭

@RakeemShabazz I was thinking because sensitivity to natural disasters at first but then realized for other reasons lol

I wouldn’t name my album that

fought my affinity for cars cuz of toxic man culture just to realize im autistic

@Ariellex1_ theres a study about empathy they did.. not looking good over there

I think white people have a gene in them that makes them like genetically more prone to evil or some shit cuz wtf

@okimstillhungry shes missing a huge opportunity here

ignoramus

its actually funny at this point

@w0rldmap chief keef was right

Every time I drive through New Jersey I become this guy

@Co5taRica @AB84 lmao it is a crime?? its literally called infidelity

@AB84 Infidelity while married should be a crime. Especially if it’s a woman.

Surprising your wife at her work for lunch…. At Fox Sports #CTESPN

@therealjuicyj i thought my boy was one of those paper telekinesis hoteps for a second

The key to greatness is to practice

@luvjessicablair lmfaoooooo LUIGI

im from oakland and even i know cameroonian's have the best jollof

coworker hurt her knee at a dubstep concert lmao. imagine they drop excision and you just stretched out in agony 😭

@MikeBeauvais "smiling to himself, fondly remembering his bromantic missed connection, as the happenings of the evening slowly pour in and a single tear rolls down his cheek, he whispers to himself "my heart goes out to you"' ahh tweet

Every so often the phrase "clutch move of ordering pizza" sneaks into my brain and I truly feel this is the most cursed interaction in the history of this website.

@cuddapotato @uzo_actually imagine deflecting and defending nazism with contextless critique of a candidate

I am not okay rn… bro my roommate just outed herself as a notzi… she told our other roommate to go back to Mexico and said heil Hitler…. This cannot be my life. I’m shaking rn