precocious peter

Hey I’m Eliza Thornberry and I can talk to animals. Can you Venmo me 8 thousand dollars?

Normie roommate OD’d on edibles again. Awesome start to the year.

@Plastic40 Idk. Grok is free btw

@w0rldmap What is that?

Just took this pic

Holding in your poop is a revolutionary act

15x zoom iphone 16 pro

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

Sorry but I genuinely think you’re a bad person if you care about anything

If this show came out today there would be thousands of people with Sal pfps sending Matthew Weiner death threats for writing him off the show

@Plastic40 Seen it 4 times already. I cry every time grogu dies

My weekend plans: Pedro Pascal ✅ Baby Yoda ✅ Jeremy Allen White ✅ Repeat 🔁 (don't bother me, I'll be at The Mandalorian & Grogu)

@heythatsmeash Vague posting

I told my gf there’s a new trendy drink called sour cream espresso and she said she’d be interested in trying it

@decemberhunting Can you bring chicks

@w0rldmap Yeah but you didn't invite me.

Does anyone wanna come hang out in the cemetery

@E1podcast Why

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@tonyhawktruther Oh okay. congrats regardless

@w0rldmap I don’t know

Congratulations to my mom, who retired today after a career as an English teacher and librarian.

Charli xcx feat. Jim E. Brown