playful peter

@doubtpointv2 No!

STOP KILLING THE WHALES!!!! Seriously stop.

beer brewed here ooh earth rider thanks for the great lakes

@ahhhimrawr Sorry

Some soft hands if I’d ever seen em

When i’m caught in a thunderstorm and a big tree branch is about to fall on my head

Wow. Just wow

Saturday morning. Practicing my drink holding in case anyone invites me to a party later

Something wonderful just happened to my lemons

@cringe_genius @marknorm @bertkreischer @natebargatze @TonyHinchcliffe @Shanemgillis @tomsegura @luisjgomez @bigjayoakerson @robertkelly @JimNorton

Does anyone want to be on chamber of reason, the podcast I host with Matthew and Derek

@dollarbillbluez Genuinely sadistic

Today’s wordle was an act of domestic terrorism btw

Yess it’s finally Kumato season

FOOTWORK

No shit I just saw Nancy Guthrie do a set at the comedy cellar

Texting my parents again ♥️

“I’m about to fucking cum” she exclaimed. He had never heard her cuss before and it deeply upset him. He packed up his things and left

@VeinRichard No I’m playful peter

bro aren't you potsmoke pete?