XOFT CLINT 🦇🔰

Introducing myself till I get seen and hired

@Mrbankstips You never ready to get your answer 😂

Ever had Mamihlapinatapai with the opposite sex?

The Chances of seeing a Dinosour in Ikorodu is higher than Nigeria getting better

I don mistakenly transfer 300k to person, instead of 30k, well it's nothing😒

@__farian Them Dey BS inside BRT?

People that broke shame inside BRT makes me laugh gan

@alabitweets Na Business for all Universities ion know about private uni

Paying for award in university. A very nonsensical culture

“When Two craze men Dey quarrel in the street of Lagos, disturbing the neighborhood and both shouting “who are you”? uncountable number of times. Me in my mind:

@Only1kai Buran Tashi?

Travelled all the way to Kano yesterday for my friend’s wedding only to be served this. I was expecting proper jollof, or at least decent suya but na this one wey dem pack for us. 😭

@Iam_sirlad26 Be like you wan make dem sus your acc…

@Khanstilldayy Even lion go run Bone wey be like death sentence 😂

Patience Dog See Bone he Run for him Life 😂😂

“When you are innocent, getting blamed, and still being the one asked to apologize to the actual guilty person”.

“You look so pretty and fine, I think I like you” Her: Okay

@BigKelz99 Haha e do me for school 2019 I wan craze 😂

@XoftClint Na exactly wetin do me now..i just cry since

“You’re broke and ask your mum for 2k. She accidentally sends 3k, but you don’t get the credit alert. Thinking she sent only 2k, you dial your Bank USSD to buy 3k airtime just to trigger an “insufficient balance message” and the transaction goes through😭”.

@fwzishere Hold that native doctor epon for me 😂

“Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.”

One Chelsea fan Say Cucurella na their player say na World Cup Winner oyana 😂

@the_Lawrenz Drake investing in your tweet in the next 4 years

Portugal just beat Nigeria at the 2030 World Cup final, 3-2. 45-year-old Cristiano Ronaldo has finally done it.

Bookmakers should consider adding Drake as a betting option, allowing users to bet on whether he’ll win or lose his next wager.

@Kecyy Na Una wise pass 😂

@TheNotoriousMMA @1xBet_Eng How e come be now

My World Cup Final prediction and bet! Argentina to win 3-2 @1xBet_Eng 5 year ago some guy on the internet said so and that’s all I needed to hear! I’m going with him! Let’s go “some guy on the internet” BRING IT HOME BABY! @1xbeteng

@john322226 Lobistar don stake lowkey😂

I curse you today