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@adanonso_ I going out for find my own love tomorrow! This is love intimidation!

Ever since I got back from the 4 week vacation I went on, it looks like this man wants to live inside my skin. 🤣🫂 I thought I had seen gum body before, but this one is on another level entirely. The man survived 4 weeks without me and has apparently decided he never wants to experience that kind of hardship again. Every room I enter, he’s there. Every outing I mention, he’s interested. Every conversation somehow turns into “what are you doing?” and “where are you going?” After all these years together, this man is still finding new ways to stick like superglue. 🫂😂

@SirDavidBent Now you know you understand the extent of gatekeeping that goes on here. Funny enough, our loyalty built these "big accounts." And what do we get in return? DISDAIN!

I won't lie, big accounts have the power to improve the visibility of a small account if they want to. I saw a post with zero engagements and 7 views, so I decided to quote & in less than a few seconds, it skyrocketed to 400+ views. Incredible.

@esegbonaluis Imagine if there were 20 Nigerians in the audience urging the Nigerian fighter on: Kpa were yen danu Koni da fun iyalaya eh Kpa danu!

A South African 🇿🇦 female boxer stepped into the ring, but the moment she realized her opponent was Nigerian 🇳🇬, and the Nigerian opponent was not smiling with her due to the X0nophobi¢ attack going on in African. Just immediately she saw the Nigerian opponent was not smiling with her, she left the ring and ran away. She's not yet ready to lose her life 😄🤣

A young child is making a video. In the video, he points the camera towards a girl and says, 'Look, this girl has been raped.'Then, he turns the camera toward the side of a house where some men are coming out. Pointing the camera at a man standing there, the child says, 'Look, these are the contractors/brokers. They bring young girls here and get them raped in exchange for money. No matter where this video is from, an investigation must be conducted to find out the truth. @unwomenindia

@FearedBuck A terrible ailment that has destroyed countless lives. The existence of a cure is BIG DEAL. And those behind it deserve our eternal gratitude & respect. Thank you!

Daniel Cressy, 23, becomes the first person in Louisiana to be functionally cured of sickle cell disease through gene therapy

@XyzComrade @FawazOlanrewaj4 @Wizarab10 Is always easy for Mbappe, can't say same for that dwarf

@XyzComrade @DiscussingFilm 30 years to be precise.

@XyzComrade @DiscussingFilm I am currently 34 years of age, but I do barely remember seeing reruns of Magic school bus on PBS in second grade (fall 1999 to spring of 2000). I did find it educational and fun to watch back then.

I'm just a little bit older and I used to watch it religiously while growing up! Sang the theme song with other kids in my neighborhood at the time too. It was one of my favorite shows- alongside Voltron, Bugs bunny, ninja turtles, the adventures of Tin Tin, Rugrats, & Sesame Street- growing up. Can't, for the life of me, tell how I completely locked it out until I saw this today.

A live-action ‘MAGIC SCHOOL BUS’ movie is moving forward. Elizabeth Banks will star as Ms Fizzle. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/news…)

Unpopular Opinion: The 1995 Mortal Kombat Movie Is Better Than Every Reboot That Came After It Agree or Disagree?

@AkorjeromeAdams I see 2 GOATS

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Might just be your next memes King 👑 😁😁😁

@PoojaMedia For match wey them go still lose?

He drove for 28 hours from Dallas to Boston to watch Ghana 🇬🇭 & made a World Cup song for them. This is MASSIVE 🔥 #StarTimesFIFAWC2026

@MugenSwords @DiscussingFilm You were there for sure!😆

Dear brotherly, you Dey try. You Dey try well well.

@timidakolo Men de go through a lot. Na we de carry government responsibility for shoulder.

@PoojaMedia The story is changing gradually.

For God to make us enjoy Ronaldo & Messi, he gave them good bodies off injuries.

@jon_d_doe I disagree!

He's not my favorite politician because of uncouth demeanor. But if we see the truth we must say it. Nyesom Wike has really done well as FCT minister. But I don't like him. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 End.

@AskMichaelTaiwo Messi has subtly disappeared from the conversation. 🤭

These players keep breaking records. Historic.