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Yankees X Factor: Dominguez (if he ever gets on the roster)

@stoolpresidente Vodka chicken parm from Campagnola and it ain’t even close.

What is currently the best chicken parm in NYC?

@escapefrommelos McConaughey mogged him

So many w*m*n discussing this video of Matthew McConaughey & Austin Butler, in complete ignorance of male dynamics… This is not “sexual tension” but two men who semi-openly hate each other

Can dry January end so of all these imposters can leave my gym?

Amazing that we are almost in 2026 and still use the luggage carousel

Giving a picture of my ID to the McDonald’s next to me and not allowing them to let me enter until further notice

Why is no1 else talking about marlins fan jersey just sitting on this chair all game

Why are some jalapeños way more spicier than others

Cam Schlittler. Monument park.

Can’t believe Yankees playoff baseball is already back. My unbiased prediction is the Yankees beat the Phillies in 6. Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton carry the way. Anthony Volpe/Tim Hill X factors.

Just remember the Mets didn’t make the playoffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Convinced the only reason team USA is getting embarrassed in the Ryder Cup is because it’s in Long Island, home to the loser Jets and Mets fans.

@BerbariOnAir The GOAT

Giancarlo Stanton last 29 games .359 13 HR 32 RBI His best stretch as a Yankee … by far And it’s not even October yet!

Portable monitor and creatine delivered today. Great day.

@ZachEdelmanESC Beyond

@Yeezy2guy It's so obvious too. Next generation is cooked sadly.

Anyone else’s interns ADDICTED to ChatGPT?

On a subway cart with 3 different people reading books. Am I at the library?

Cava steak is horrendous

On train with one guy blasting reels and another guy yapping on the phone. What is wrong with some people?

Grilled lobster and blue water. Does not suck.