Dan Stan

Random footballer of the day: Former Derby midfielder Inigo Idiakez. #DCFC

Anyone at a loose end this weekend, we have a beer and gin festival at @DucklingtonFC. Open from 6 tonight and all day tomorrow. 9 different ales and 8 gin. Live music both nights and food

@geraintgriffith Fucking class tweet! Please come to @DucklingtonFC end of season do in a few weeks! Great tweet! Proper putting quiche into context

Who named it 'quiche' instead of flabby wet egg pie?

A road trip to @DucklingtonFC, recommended by @JillScottJS8 ⚽ We had the pleasure of seeing their kitchen secured through The @HowdensJoinery Gamechanger Programme 🙌

@jfp23 @Hartwell_co_uk @woottonsportsfc Congratulations Calpol! Legend

Finally our @Hartwell_co_uk Team of the Month for November @woottonsportsfc

@SkySportsNews @billylonsdale1 @jasondlonsdale9

BREAKING: Skelmersdale FC manager Pascal Chimbonda will serve a five-match stadium ban for Improper Conduct in relation to his sending off against Barnoldswick Town ⚽👔

@Dookiep @NoContextBrits Told dumbledore so many times about drumming In his pants

@NoContextBrits @_DanStan_ they’re at it again

The great Hogwarts rave (1996)

@HumansNoContext @Lewiswood21

@piersmorgan Iz you looking in the mirror

@nocontextfooty @Dookiep

@FKiernan5 @ines_mannouris

@J_Murphy91 @BenStanley14 @JamesConstable9 @OUFCOfficial Beaaaaanooooooo

@HAF_666 Good luck brother

All sorts of emotions running through me rn, forgot to say goodbye to Elsa (family dog)!! Gunna drink for the next 13 hours ✈️ 🇹🇭

@sportbible @Miniboiii

This has got to be the bravest tackle of all time! 🤣

@JordanDenley You got a pint Friday though!

If citeh get a point deduction and pep stays I’ll go on Jeremy Kyle with my dad and chat about my last 25 years of birthday presents

@phillowe1 @dcfcofficial @ines_mannouris @J_Murphy91 @sammymeagher @jack_meagher

“Stop it Dave” 😂😂😂🐏 #dcfcfans @dcfcofficial

@mundodeportivo Don’t send off Jordi Alba he’s my idol

🤯 El show de Mateu Lahoz en el Camp Nou: 🟨 74' Jordi Alba 🟨 74' Vinícius Souza 🟨 74' Edu Expósito 🟨 75' Ferran Torres 🟨 76' Pedri 🟨🟥 78' Jordi Alba 🟥 80' Cabrera 🟨🟥 80' Vinícius Souza 🟥❌ 85' Cabrera

@EmiratesFACup @Dookiep

𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍 💥 @LewisDobbin that is unbelievable 🤯 @dcfcofficial 🤝 @Everton #EmiratesFACup