john smyth

@MarinaPurkiss Oh what a great title, drinking a coffee when I read it and spat it all over my white t shirt

🚨 OUT NOW 🚨 Green joy and Nigel Farage clutching at more straws than a masturbating scarecrow… It’s only a brand new juicy Trawl episode, ready for your listening pleasure! Come join us 👇🏾

@Matt_Langley11 @StanCollymore My pet hate is people referring it as Sunday League. In Oxfordshire there are no Sunday leagues but lots of Saturday football below step 6. Let’s just call it park football Oh and club Lino’s are expected to give offsides. The vast majority of them don’t cheat

@StanCollymore My issue with this change is that it may work in professional football, but in Sunday league for those refs it would be hell. Relying on club linesman to get an offside is difficult as it is, if you changed to this you may as well scrap lino at Sunday league level altogether

You make a persuasive argument Ian, but... We want goals and entertainment, and almost everyone ( including lawmakers) have given the benefit to strikers as goals are the currency of the sport. In the picture, the defenders always have a option to be goal side of a man. Always. If they aren't, tough.

"@WitneyMusicFest" Witney Music Festival isn’t just a weekend event; it’s a two-week celebration of live music that spills out into the vibrant pubs of the town! For two glorious weeks, local venues become stages for an array of talented musicians … @OxTweets

@StanCollymore What must Ward-Prowse have done to Nuno to not get in this awful West Ham side?

West Ham will sack Nuno, Forest will sack Dyche, Nuno will go back to Forest.

@ConnollyAgs You not heard of pubs?

Just left the house for the first time since Christmas Eve. Yep, beer run

@_samantha8 Kinda similar - all Turkied out

Christmas Day. Full belly. Zero responsibilities 🎄🐾

@laura_lou_44 Turkey, pork and gammon. Probably not all at once though

What meat are you people having this Xmas?

@bushontheradio Gary Briggs at OUFC, scared many a player, just ask Gary Lineker.

Who is the hardest player to ever play for your football team?

@pixelprayer Kiwi

gun to your head, name a fruit without the letter E

These artists topped my listening this year. #SpotifyWrapped no surprise there spotify.com/wrapped-share/…

@swissyellow Their forum makes good reading. All saying same thing - the keeper kept the score down etc

No idea how good we were because Derby were so bad. So so bad.

Good luck to all teams dealing with Amy today in the WDFA sponsored by @Hartwell_co_uk. Reckon we may see a few ‘games of two halves’?

@LBACSimon @bushontheradio @LeightonTownFC That’s me sat on the chair with a beer

@bushontheradio Why I love non league football😉@LeightonTownFC

Reply to this with a photo on your phone you have taken to explain something to someone.

"Lucy Connolly's post wasn't just a tweet and wasn't a one off - the ex-Tory councillor's wife was exposed for sending more vile messages and posts before her hateful Southport statement" writes @MirrorDarren Read more 👉 mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/l…

@OxfordClarion Chair should have asked at the start if all had read the report? Sure half of them not so much had flicked though it

Cllr Robert Parkinson (LibDem, Bicester East) says that as a result of answers by officers about safety concerns, “I now understand more… I now find myself persuaded by the answers the officers have given”.

Good afternoon! The crucial planning meeting to decide whether Oxford United can build a new stadium at the Triangle, outside Kidlington, is just getting underway. It’s at Cherwell District Council’s Banbury office and veteran councillor Barry Wood is chairing.

@OxfordMailOUFC If you are anywhere near Dan o’Hagen who is commentating for sky ask him about his UFO sightings. Fascinating tale

#oufc 1 #ColU 0 Half-time. That excellent strike from Tyler Goodrham is the difference between the sides ⏱HT

Just landed in Dubai Airport Two people not speaking Arabic I asked them “What language are you speaking?” They responded “English” I have a voice recording & their names to report We must confront them every time

BREAKING: The sudden discovery of ancient woodland at Oxford United’s new stadium site, which caused the postponement of the crucial planning meeting this week, has been reversed. Natural England now says it is “withdrawing its support for Stratfield Brake as ancient woodland”.

@Laurencereade Wankers

You know now that FoSB know they've lost the argument. Wonder how many last minute objections they'll dream up?