George

King Arthur couldn't pull me out of that.

JUST IN: 🇷🇺 Russia says the world is headed toward an energy economic crisis.

🚨 Moises Caicedo is in line to captain Chelsea against Manchester City. (@guardian_sport)

From today, Working British parents will both now need to earn a combined total of £71,000 just to match the benefits of non-working families with 3 children. Labour always tax the productive to subsidise the unproductive.

🚨RARE CENSORED “P*ki Shop” Only Fools and Horses Clip 😳😱 Back when the BBC wasn't scared of its own shadow... In Series 1, Episode 6 – “The Russians Are Coming” (1981), the Trotters are panicking about nuclear war and testing out their DIY fallout shelter. Grandad moans: “The earth’ll be contaminated! Where we gonna get something to eat?” Del Boy instantly fires back: “Bound to be a little P*ki shop open somewhere!” 😂 Now edited out of all repeats and streaming. Woke has killed comedy, especially on the BBC. This line is mildly offensive to certain people at best, yet it's been completely retrospectively banned. It’s ridiculous. It’s funny. Simple as that.

Everyone of them needs to understand how big of a tie this is, Leeds at Wembley in a semi. Each of those fuckers needs to be shown this video to get up for it.

Liam Rosenior is 0/3 vs Farke in his managerial career. Chelsea are 0/2 vs Leeds this season.

@StaplehurstBlue @helloKi30596224 😂😂😂

@helloKi30596224 Probably because they live next to you.

I live nextdoor to a pair of Reform voters. They are a pair of the unhappiest, most unpopular and least successful people I have ever met. I'm not sure how thay expect Reform to improve their lives.

Josh Acheampong can’t even get a start over Tosin against a league 1 team, you can say goodbye to him in the summer. The next Lewis Hall.

🚨 JUST IN: Valentin Barco has agreed to join Chelsea and is ready to join this summer, up to Chelsea now, their intention is to control the player and consider him one of first signings for next season. (@FabrizioRomano) #CFC

I promise you whoever replaces him will not contribute nearly half as much and will not be anywhere near as clutch as this man, be careful what you wish for.

@GBNEWS Doesn’t want to insult his new Muslim brotherhood, fucking pathetic. Our queen would never bow down to such bollocks

BREAKING: Buckingham Palace confirms King Charles will NOT issue Easter message this year gbnews.com/royal/buckingh…

People will take offence but he is right, the clubs going in a downward spiral and players have a short career. With Enzo all but off and Cucurella calling the owners out, who’s next? Can imagine Estevao will be much longer till he’s off the Madrid. All coming crashing down…

🚨🇦🇷 Enzo Fernandez feels that his personal ambitions cannot be matched with Chelsea's current project. (@alex_crook @talkSPORT) #CFC

Islam is a strange religion. It is ok to rape women but not to shake hands.

@CFC_SCB @LondonPubMap Yeah certainly worth a go, annoying we mostly pass it at 8am or on a Sunday when all that’s in our thoughts is getting back though 😂

@_GH97 @LondonPubMap Perhaps we should give it a try!

If you’re ever over near Euston Station and like a bit of spicy grub, definitely pay a visit to Roti King, absolute top tier tucker.

@CFC_SCB @LondonPubMap Finally a review on it 😂

@LondonPubMap @_GH97

Always loved the Spanish💙

Spurs hierarchy acting like gambling addicts in a casino down to their last few quid. RDZ on a 5 year deal as one of the highest paid coaches in the Prem when there’s a real chance of Championship football slashing revenues. Boom or bust scenario gambling the future of the club.

As it should be everywhere.