Katie Burch

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Katie Burch

@_KatieBurch

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Melbourne, Victoria Beigetreten Kasım 2014
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Katie Burch
Katie Burch@_KatieBurch·
If you’re not a minority, but still want to know what it feels like to be judged, try vaping in a designated smoking area.
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Katie Burch
Katie Burch@_KatieBurch·
Someone just stopped outside my house, had a ciggie, then kept driving. I can only assume they were a massive disappointment to their parents, as we all are.
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Beck Flatley@BeckFlatley·
HEY! YOU SEEM SMART! who are your favorite female comedians we should follow? Drop em here!! 👇👇👇👇👇👇
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Katie Burch
Katie Burch@_KatieBurch·
Remember when we used to wet handfuls of toilet paper and throw them at the ceiling in the school toilets? Those were the days...
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Matt Okine@mattokine·
Remember when you learnt that the little arrow next to the fuel icon indicates which side the fuel cap is on?
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Katie Burch
Katie Burch@_KatieBurch·
Cigarettes should be sold individually and marketed with the slogan ‘Go on, remember the good times.’
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Katie Burch
Katie Burch@_KatieBurch·
Being a cult member for a couple of years has left me quite gullible. I wonder if hypnosis could cure me.
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Katie Burch
Katie Burch@_KatieBurch·
Remember when there was no such thing as poo-joggers? Those were simpler times
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Jason S. Campbell@JasonSCampbell·
Daily Wire host claims "comedy is inherently masculine" and that women are only funny when they're "emulating a man"
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Katie Burch
Katie Burch@_KatieBurch·
@_tomcashman Please don’t tweet shit like this while I’m vaping in a hotel bathroom Tom
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Tom Cashman
Tom Cashman@_tomcashman·
Steam from my shower just set off a fire alarm and I’m fuming. A shower is water, the opposite of fire. Not only is water the opposite of fire, it’s the solution! (Much better solution than an alarm) My fire alarm impression: Beep beeep beep I’m jealous! Beeep Pathetic
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Katie Burch
Katie Burch@_KatieBurch·
I got an audition to be the voice of an animated hot chip. I’m so excited that the next time a talent manager asks me what direction I want my career to go, I’ll finally have an answer.
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Katie Burch
Katie Burch@_KatieBurch·
I think I just went to my first and last amateur poetry night.
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Katie Burch
Katie Burch@_KatieBurch·
“Miss Burch you haven’t returned your room key... you’ve given me a Dan Murphys liquor card.”
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Katie Burch
Katie Burch@_KatieBurch·
Just clicked on an article to find out ‘how puppies were rescued from a drain’ only to have a virus pop up on my computer. Never again will I let my guard down for puppies.
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Katie Burch
Katie Burch@_KatieBurch·
I just opened a bandaid with no bandaid in it. First Aid training did not prepare me for this moment.
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Katie Burch
Katie Burch@_KatieBurch·
Got a complaint about my ‘offensive material’ while in the same lineup as Steve Hughes. I must be nailing it.
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Marc Ryan
Marc Ryan@1beautifulbogan·
@_KatieBurch Fuck You... You are amazing and it’s not the number of followers you have that matters it’s what you do with them..
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Katie Burch
Katie Burch@_KatieBurch·
Performing with a lineup of people who all have 50K followers is a great reminder that I am an enormous piece of shit.
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