Patrick Curran

So close to a Democrat running and saying “no taxes for anyone” and then immediately arguing the government should spend thousands and thousands of more dollars on xyz program. The Democrats are in a policy creativity race to the bottom.

last night i had a man order, verbatim, “vodka martini with no vermouth AND extra dry, with olives” i assumed i had misheard so i clarified if he said extra dry or extra dirty. he repeated “vodka martini with no vermouth AND extra dry” oh my fucking god

Ultra rare flip from record warmth to cold and snow! ❄️🔥 Falling to 33 degrees with snow, temperatures in D.C. were at least 53 degrees colder this afternoon compared with the record high of 86 degrees Wednesday. It’s the largest 24-hour dip since Reagan National Airport became the official observation location in 1945. It was probably the biggest drop in D.C. over a day or less since 54 degrees Jan. 28-29, 1934, when it fell from 65 to 11 degrees, from 3 p.m. to 7 a.m., per data from the Iowa Environmental Mesonet. The rare occurrence is made even more so by the snow that fell. For D.C., where 0.1 inch was reported: -A high of at least 77 degrees was observed in the predawn, which is the warmest it has been on the same day as accumulating snow. Before this, the top mark was 67 degrees on Nov. 11, 1995, when 0.2 inches accumulated the same day. -Wednesday’s 86 degrees was also the warmest on the day prior to snow accumulation. Before this round, the warmest it has been the day before accumulation is 78 degrees on March 18, 1934, when 0.1 inches fell the next day. For Dulles International Airport, where 0.6 inches fell: -The 74-degree high in the predawn was the warmest it has been the same day as accumulating snow. The prior record there was 68 degrees and 0.2 inches on March 3, 1972. -It was 86 degrees at Dulles on Wednesday. Before this, the warmest followed by accumulating snow was 77 degrees on March 15, 2007. A total of 1.2 inches of snow fell the next day with a high of 39 degrees.

You can only watch ONE group for the rest of your life ... Which one are you choosing?

Bam brought A’ja to the podium after his big game 🥲❤️

Four letters printed in the NYT today. Every single one calls falling birthrates a good thing.

this is in all honesty a very funny tweet

the thing about growing up during the bush iraq war was that every high school in america had a designated kid who was bizarrely well read on global politics, identified as green/libertarian, cited chomsky in casual conversation and only wore bad religion and tom tomorrow tshirts

Trump says he's given instructions to cut off all trade with Spain, citing Madrid's announcement that US can't use its bases (even though he says US will use it if it wants)

It would be exciting if Michael B. Jordan won the Oscar but a part of me is bummed that DiCaprio constructed a masterful Buffoon Trilogy across movies with Tarantino, Scorsese, and Anderson and will win zero Oscars for his trouble.