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@verge And now they get a small fine Zuckerberg wipes his ass with?

Meta misled users about its products’ safety, jury decides theverge.com/policy/899910/…

❌ Ipswich Town have said they do not “support or endorse” Nigel Farage’s bid to become Prime Minister after he used a visit there to film a campaign video. 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@paulhutcheon Of course he tried to undo this with a donation, the slimy cunt has been trying to buy his way in and out of politics his whole life

EXCLUSIVE: Reform's leader in Scotland issued a grovelling apology after he cracked a vile homophobic joke about George Michael at a rugby club dinner. Malcolm Offord also made donation to an LGBT rugby club after the cruel, sexual joke. dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/…

@ChrisWheatley Under 19s is beneath him tbh

England Under-21s boss Lee Carsley on Max Dowman: "I think Max is going to have a fantastic future at international level. "It’s important that we don’t rush that. One thing he has got is time on his hands. "He will play for the 19s, a really important part, hopefully they qualify for a Euros and potentially play in a 20s World Cup."

@_pauljoyce @garyjacob @TimesSport Some fall from grace by Liverpool, Carragher was calling them the new galacticos just before the season started, now their best player has been shoved out the door and there's a good chance of them playing Europa League football after spending half a billion in the summer

Mohamed Salah announces he will leave Liverpool at the end of the season. More to follow @TimesSport instagram.com/reel/DWRvm_Wjn…

@charles_watts Some fall from grace by Liverpool, Carragher was calling them the new galacticos just before the season started, now their best player has been shoved out the door and there's a good chance of them playing Europa League football after spending half a billion in the summer

What a player. One of the all time Premier League greats. Not a massive surprise obviously. The writing has been on the wall for a while, but it's still going to seem so strange seeing Salah in a shirt other than Liverpool's.

@OliverKay Carragher was calling Liverpool the new galacticos in the summer, now their best ever player has been shoved out the door and there's a good chance they'll be playing Europa league football after spending half a billion in the summer

“Unfortunately the day has come” Mo Salah will leave Liverpool at the end of the season, he has announced. The time seems right. (With hindsight you could say the ideal time was last May.) But his impact at Anfield is enormous, his legacy likewise #LFC nytimes.com/athletic/68876…

@JezCorden Lex Fridman really has the charisma of a plain baked potato Jensen at least tries to wear his through leather jackets

Various major studies suggest that AI use actually makes you dumber. time.com/7295195/ai-cha…

@ShamsusNYC @TheIntelFrog @april_brady lol

@TheIntelFrog @april_brady since everybody's speculating, let me add this. This could also be transport of personnel out, not in.

A significant movement is underway from US Army, Navy and Air Force bases in CONUS to the Middle East comprised of at least 35 C-17 flights since March 12th, with 11 more flights on the way. Origins: 12-Hunter Army Air Field/Fort Stewart, GA 8-Unknown 7-JB Lewis-McChord, WA 6-Pope Army Air Field/Fort Bragg, NC 4-Campbell Army Airfield/Fort Campbell, KY 4-Gray Army Airfield/JB Lewis-McChord, WA 4-Naval Air Station Oceana, VA 1-MacDill AFB, FL 1-JB McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst, NJ Destinations: 17-Ovda Air Base, Israel 13-King Faisal Air Base, Jordan 4-King Hussein Int'l Airport, Jordan

@TheAthleticFC They have the highest wage bill in world football, Ligue 1 should tell them to jog on

The Ligue de Football Professionnel has said they have received a request from Paris Saint-Germain to postpone their top-of-the-table clash against RC Lens. The reigning European champions have been drawn against Premier League holders Liverpool in the quarter final of the Champions League. More from @TBurrows16 ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/71412…

@TeleFootball De Zerbi is a clown and last thing Spurs need is another circus at the club

Spurs have already held talks with Italian coach and are also closing in on new sporting director with Sebastian Kehl a fresh candidate 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@TheAthleticFC @gunnerblog It was only the Carabao Cup, more than Kepa should have started, the whole B team should have played

Dropping Kepa Arrizabalaga for the League Cup final would have been an utterly ruthless piece of management. It would have been cold, hard-headed, and brutally pragmatic. Which is why it seems odd that Mikel Arteta didn’t do it. @gunnerblog explains Arteta’s unusually sentimental decision that cost Arsenal badly in the final ⤵️ bit.ly/4t0oAld

@elspanishgooner As long as we win the league, I won't give a shit at the end of the season, the positive to this loss is that it's a final and hopefully it sends a rocket up the players arses

If there was one we could afford to lose it’s this one. No more excuses go on and win the Premier League now, use this as fuel for the Etihad game. 7 games to go. I believe in this group, even after today.

@samuelJayC I'm being serious when I say this, Pep would not take any of our forwards, even as backups and that's a very big problem for us

Serious discussion about Saka needed.

@jamesbenge I'm being serious when I say this, Pep would not take any of our forwards, even as backups

FT Arsenal 0, Manchester City 2 - A deserved win for Pep Guardiola's side. They read the game and reacted to it. Ultimately if you don't have the attacking threat to keep the other team honest, you're really inviting the other team to figure you out like City did.

@YankeeGunner Pep wouldn't take any of our forwards even as backups

This has been a very, very, very poor second half characterized by an astonishing lack of technical security and composure on the ball. Unfortunately, it’s not the first time we’ve seen this recently. The Brighton and Chelsea games had worrying periods like this as well.

@samuelJayC He had us play like cowards against a poor City team with their best centre backs out

What’s Arteta’s excuses today?

@theEpicGooner We played like cowards against a poor City team with their centre backs missing

Hit the woodwork twice after going 2-0 down. Not our day and also didn’t deserve to win. It’s all on Arteta today and he needs to learn from this. Congratulations to ManCity. Deserved to win. All eyes on the league now. Win that and we are good.

@arsenalbarclays The lessons are all our forwards aren't even backup quality to City

This game will have to be thoroughly studied before our trip to the Etihad. Cannot let this happen again. Lessons should be learnt from this. Gave the ball cheaply too many times

@TheAthleticFC Lad looks like a 35yo cosplaying as 19yo broccoli haired kid

Nico O'Reilly celebrated his 21st birthday yesterday. Today, he has scored twice in four minutes in the Carabao Cup final. Manchester City lead Arsenal 2-0 - and they have O'Reilly to thank.