Max-El

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Real shit.

@ThrillaRilla369 Yes. Waiting to see whether they’re armed after they force their way into your house could be a death sentence for you and/or your family.

Even if an intruder is unarmed, should you still be allowed to shoot them for breaking into your house?..

@444kierstxn @britsalterego You think you can’t make jokes about people you don’t know? Are you new to social media?

@britsalterego Exactly he doesn’t even know u so how is it just a joke? That’s the complete opposite lame ass bitch

Yall chill chill chill This was jokes. I don’t even follow this man. He has no clue who I am. The fact that this blew up over night. Did yall read till the end? I said PERISH! No one even talks like that. Relax with yall think pieces, have a giggle, and go about your day. I’ll tweet more outlandish bs later.

@Nithya_Shrii You definitely aren’t alone. I literally had this convo with a coworker last night on the train ride home. We have several leadership positions open & I don’t want any of em. The bump in pay isn’t enough to make up for all the other shit I don’t wanna do but would have to.

Am I the only one who doesn’t have the desire to move up the corporate ladder at work? Like I just want to do my job and go home. I don’t want to be in a position to have to be in a thousand meetings and micromanage adults.

@WillBarb44 This is the dumbest shit I’ve read today. Congratulations.

Damn so the reason Kanye wasn’t touring in the US is cause ROC Nation had him blackballed and held the monopoly over the venues but the only reason why Kanye is now able to do SoFi is because LiveNation lost the lawsuit

@bangwithcamino @WillBarb44 Right.

@WillBarb44 😭 Y'all can't decide if Jay is irrelevant or the Godfather of an entire industry and thousands of people.

@SwishaShock @WillBarb44 @skylinekg_ I’m SO confused by this shit. I guess she’s showing us he’s been a bot for 18 years?

@WillBarb44 @skylinekg_ What are you even showing us?

@_ReallyJaewon “Pimp C, PA Trill nigga / Polo, fuck that Hilfiger / Made myself a ghetto star / on the slab, sippin barre / smokin weed, sellin white / them other niggas’ shit don’t come back right / that’s how niggas get popped, tryin to get that cheaper price…”

No he did not. Pimp C left Earth.

@nicbarkeragain Wow. I use Apple Music every day and don’t encounter any of this. 🤷🏾

Usually I try to just ignore this type of stuff and get on with my day, but I recently switched from spotify to apple music for reasons™, and the desktop user interface is so comically poor that I have to make a thread highlighting what I came across in one session, strap in:

Shredder unmasked (‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,’ 1988)

Yo, it’s some real smoke in this “friendly squabble” we call #Verzuz. 🫯🫯🫯

@HappyPunch That guy’s fuckin YUUUUGE!

That time Conor McGregor randomly sized up 7’1 Brook Lopez in the middle of a game 😭

@GossipDudeGoss1 @Southpawer “Just Renegade” won’t win a Verzuz, fam.

@_UncleMax @Southpawer No, just Renegade is. Jay had his chance and blew it 🤣🤣

Math Hoffa and his crew debate whether Eminem could face Jay-Z in a Verzuz battle. Thoughts? I love Hov, he's one of the greatest to ever do it but that level of Jay-Z glaze needs to stop.

@Cheamane “Fuck around and get t-rolled, bitch.” - Willie Dennis

Talk about stuff that wouldn't fly today. That early Geto Boys they said some of the wildest things ever on wax. I can't believe they got away with some of the stuff they said. Especially since they were trying to censor rap. PS Willie D is the angriest rapper of all time.

@Wisdom_HQ I love this video.

Mama was 59 and dying. She was waiting for one person to say goodbye. She refused all food and water until a voice from 1972 called her name. The way she strokes his hair in her final moments... we aren't as different as we think. 🐒❤️

Yo, @Druski ugly as fuck in that new sketch. 😂😂

Somebody come and look at this… 😂

You shoulda BEEN trademarked Iceman, OG. 🤷🏾

@JamieKennedy @PrimeVideo Dawg… 😂😂😂

If DRUSKI can do it then why can’t I? From my old series KENNEDY’s KOURT on @primevideo . It’s like JURY DITY but reverse. watch.amazon.com/detail?gti=amz…