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@A6788C first person to find out parrots could talk must have shat it

Time we start asking real questions here, how the fuck can parrots talk lad

@GeedZeroOne @VeryBrexitProbs how many times were you dropped as a kid?

@VeryBrexitProbs Yes! Absolutely! I’d rather put guy fawkes in charge of the government any day!!

Guy Fawkes tried to blow up Parliament. Lord Haw-Haw broadcast for the Nazis. Kim Philby spied for the Soviets for thirty years. But sure, Keir Starmer is the worst traitor this nation has ever seen. This is what Reform and GB News does to your brain.

@A6788C baby mbappe ya beauty

Thomasson🟨🟨 lets fucking go we flying today lads

@Trevorlloyd92 got to be the only littler fan over 16

Love that Littler rattles so many people because he's so good 🤣🤣 what a guy

How can i use april fools to get her to talk to me again

@LBJopling @Ramma_____ *off

@Ramma_____ Hope the PL don’t take the 6pts they took of us when they relegated us

Thanks Craig ❤️ Do you know when this is expected to hit so we can keep an eye out for it & make sure the punishment isn’t too lenient?

@THFCHarvey18 @No1bluenose93 @NordiIsGoat you’re a fucking retard mate if anyone needs deported it’s you

@No1bluenose93 @NordiIsGoat We were fine before immigrant. We will be fine after them

Immigrants have blown up music concerts in Manchester, killing loads of children. That is worse than every tax dodger that has ever existed.

@bd791094 @RoworthJack just had word he’s got one on his utility belt

@RoworthJack I’m here jack but didn’t get the bloody ring pull beans. You haven’t got a spare tin opener have you?

I’m having baked beans for my tea tonight at the England game. Only cost 39p from the local shop. You don’t need to spend loads on fancy stuff just because you’re at football. I learnt that lesson long ago, after leaving pubs and other places with minus £300 on match days.

@Troytheiggest @Utd_Mas alright troy mate i know you fancy me but you don’t have to reply to all my tweets

@__willbradley__ @Utd_Mas That’s because Bruno has embraced life in the North East & adhered himself to the Newcastle faithful. Tonali on the other hand hasn’t. There’s always been the sense that he never wanted to be there in the first place. You would not talk like this if he loved you back.

Gullible United fans are basing their opinions of Tonali on salty Newcastle fans calling him shit Thick fanbase

@Troytheiggest @UtdMicah

@__willbradley__ @UtdMicah It’s a name isn’t it. The truth hurts…I wouldn’t be so real With you if you weren’t deluded.

The last time Newcastle fans saw Man United beat them in a transfer battle….🤣🍿

@Troytheiggest @UtdMicah grown man called troy

@__willbradley__ @UtdMicah It’s not 2003 but in the last 10 years of our demise we have reached 9 cup finals & won 5 cups. That return would be your wildest dream mate…We ARE Billy big bollocks and our nutsack is planted on your clubs crest. Top players will always choose us ahead of you 🫡

@Bd_irB_ll @OliverBK4 the only passes he made were the sideways ones you mug 😭😭😭😭😭

@OliverBK4 Yup and it's his reckless abandon that makes him so good, that's why he's been MOTM in this game. If he'd have passed it sideways 20 more times you'd have been happier and Italy would be going to extra time

Just a magnificent player

Elanga would dribble the ball out of play at powerleague

@blackcatsmedia @Ramma_____

@Ramma_____ Stays with him mate, he’s got 5 grand on him going to the real UTD first day of the window. Trust me I know Denise Coates 🕰️

Who gets Tonali’s bet365 account when he leaves?

@LewisfknMiley not all 3, but any 2 yes

#NUFC would you be happy if we saw following this summer: Gordon > Arsenal (£75m) 🟥⬜️ Livramento >City (£70m)🔵 Tonali > Man Utd (£90m)🔴 Total = £235m

@Troytheiggest @UtdMicah i hope he contributes to another 15th place finish for you, not 2003 anymore mate you think you’re billy big bollocks but you’re signing our worse midfielder out of any player that starts for us he’s the one anyone would want sold first enjoy sausage

@__willbradley__ @UtdMicah No problem. I’m sure he can’t wait to leave a club the wins 1 trophy every 70 years.

@ProsperNyke @Utddoja pure dejection at bruno leaving but elation at tonali, what does that tell you?

@__willbradley__ @Utddoja I feel your pain

Tonali isn’t even good man, you’re shopping at Newcastle and Guimaraes is right there I cba

@Troytheiggest @UtdMicah please, please do take him

@__willbradley__ @UtdMicah We’ll take him, no problem. He will be moving to a far bigger club.