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So annoying in the age of AI to feel like I have to include spelling mistakes and grammar errors whenever I say something smart just to show it was birthed from my own brain ..

was just listening to coldplay and thought it's really such a shame because i bet the astronomer ceo and his girl were having such nice time

If u ever run into me fresh off an ego death i am truly as sweet as can be

Destroy the idea that you have to have your life figured out by 30. Donald Trump didn’t become president until he was 70. You still have so much more life to live rather than waste worrying about ☺️✨

Never flying @SouthwestAir again 🙄 They LIED, made me check my bag for no reason AND listen to a flight attendant w a fuckass bob absolutely bomb pre flight announcements?? I’m out..honestly Spirit is better than this at least they’re not pretending to be something they’re not

They should do all girl flights where we’re all allowed to bring 2 luggages free bc we don’t have any big fat men weighing down the plane

what’s Mamdani’s plan for my birthday

Hinge will have you asking, “you named your child WHAT?”

I’m seriously considering starting to stuff my bra in like a campy reference to adolescence sort of way but also bc they’re so tinyyyy

They should invent a mani pedi experience where they put you under

@tlanese777 STOP skdjdnd

@IsabelSteckel It’s literally THE experience

putting the psych ward under "additional experiences" on my resumé

You guys can ignore my tweets all u want but I’ll be the one laughing when a big talent agent finds my page and makes me famous

Do u think the semicolon ( ; ) feels like a cheap wh*re for only being used pretty much exclusively for winky faces now

Why has Darwinism not rooted out ICE agents yet? Who is fucking these people?

I’m looking to post on a platform

Kept seeing fat kids at the airport and saying to myself “there are rizzlers everywhere for those with eyes to see”

dont be a coward @ride_empower . Let me talk to Shadek

#freemyphone and #fireshadek @ride_empower

Your driver Shadek has stolen my phone and is lying about it @ride_empower I will be taking this to the police and taking legal action if you do not get back to me regarding the situation. Even if you don't, I will ensure both you and him will regret how you've handled this. DPMO