𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः

What a brilliant expose of Dhruv Rathee's claims that Bhagwan Ram ate meat with authentic proofs from the Ramayan by this young boy! He looks like a factory-reset version of Dhruv Rathee, making him taste his own medicines🔥 More power to him, he should create more content like this! 🙌

If a man is horny and doesn’t have a wife, a sex-slave, a boy, or a hollowed-out watermelon (in that order, mind you) on hand, he should fuck an idol. That’s the depth of their depravity. But there’s more... If he must do it in Ramadan, he can use his hands. Or his wife’s. “And if he has a female slave who is a child or young girl, he masturbates with her hand, and likewise the disbelieving [slave girl], and it is permissible to enjoy her without vaginal intercourse.” Yes, age no bar. That’s the Hanbali jurist Ibn al-Qayyim in the 14th century. Highly revered by the Salafis and also held in high esteem by the Sunnis at large. So the next time you see someone with a watermelon emoji, know exactly what they are. By the way, the work is called Badai’ al-Fawa’id.

"America can't buy oil from Russia, Iran, Iraq without taking permission from America" Rahul Baba's latest gem! 😭😭🤣

I still remember the quiz at Hindu College in mid-December 1974. The question was who was the only British PM to have been assassinated. Nandan and I were foxed. I took a wild guess and said Robert Peel. The answer was wrong and the other teams also didn’t know. The quiz master threw the question open to the audience. Prompt boomed in a shout from the back: Spencer Percival 1812. The answer was right and it came from none other than Shashi Tharoor. Ram Guha was in the audience and we have shared memories of this quite often.