𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः
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𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः
@_astavakra
यदि देहं पृथक् कृत्य चिति विश्राम्य तिष्ठसि। अधुनैव सुखी शान्तो बन्धमुक्तो भविष्यसि॥
New York, USA Katılım Ekim 2010
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भाजपा बंगाल समेत कई बीजेपी नेताओं ने ममता बनर्जी के भाषण का 8 सेकंड का वीडियो शेयर कर कहा कि वो हिन्दू मंदिरों के तोड़े जाने का मज़ाक उड़ा रहीं थीं. जबकि हकीकत में ऐसा नहीं था. देखिए #AltNewsVideoReport #FactCheck #BJPBengal #WestBengal #MamataBanerjee
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@Javed_Newton @_sayema Khatna, FGM, and Halala — sterling examples of scientific temper and progressive thought.
Truly unmatched by the sheer genius of cleaning your asshole with three fingers because the Prophet recommended it. Modernity could never.
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The erosion of scientific temper is a glaring reality today. Superstitions drown lives and that’s exactly what’s happening.
NDTV@ndtv
Girl Killed By Mother, Head Smashed To Get Blood For Ritual To 'Cure' Brother ndtv.com/india-news/haz…
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@_sayema Khatna, FGM, and Halala — sterling examples of scientific temper and progressive thought.
Truly unmatched by the sheer genius of cleaning your asshole with three fingers because the Prophet recommended it. Modernity could never.
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𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः retweetledi
त्याग तो खैर दोनों ओर से हुआ है...
अगर मोदी जी ने "घर" छोड़ा है,
तो उन्होंने भी "बार" छोडा है 😄
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@AamirsABD Indian Mullah teaching how to shit per Huzoor Sunnat is greatest scientific temper.
youtube.com/shorts/727WW4Y…
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🇺🇸 American kids: inventing the future
🇨🇳 Chinese kids: future already invented
🇮🇳 Indian kids: WAS LORD RAM VEGETARIAN OR NOT?! 😂🙏
Chota Don@choga_don
What a brilliant expose of Dhruv Rathee's claims that Bhagwan Ram ate meat with authentic proofs from the Ramayan by this young boy! He looks like a factory-reset version of Dhruv Rathee, making him taste his own medicines🔥 More power to him, he should create more content like this! 🙌
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@Schandillia As shia per traditions:
“Zainul Abideen Haeri Mazandarani, a Shia scholar, writes in Zakhiratul Ma’ad (page 95) that: ‘Intercourse (with mother and sisters) is permissible after wrapping silk.’”
@GadSaad
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If a man is horny and doesn’t have a wife, a sex-slave, a boy, or a hollowed-out watermelon (in that order, mind you) on hand, he should fuck an idol.
That’s the depth of their depravity. But there’s more...
If he must do it in Ramadan, he can use his hands. Or his wife’s. “And if he has a female slave who is a child or young girl, he masturbates with her hand, and likewise the disbelieving [slave girl], and it is permissible to enjoy her without vaginal intercourse.”
Yes, age no bar.
That’s the Hanbali jurist Ibn al-Qayyim in the 14th century. Highly revered by the Salafis and also held in high esteem by the Sunnis at large.
So the next time you see someone with a watermelon emoji, know exactly what they are. By the way, the work is called Badai’ al-Fawa’id.
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𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः retweetledi
Silence, bigot! You don't know Arabic. Those Noble Words are taken out of context.
Amit Schandillia@Schandillia
If a man is horny and doesn’t have a wife, a sex-slave, a boy, or a hollowed-out watermelon (in that order, mind you) on hand, he should fuck an idol. That’s the depth of their depravity. But there’s more... If he must do it in Ramadan, he can use his hands. Or his wife’s. “And if he has a female slave who is a child or young girl, he masturbates with her hand, and likewise the disbelieving [slave girl], and it is permissible to enjoy her without vaginal intercourse.” Yes, age no bar. That’s the Hanbali jurist Ibn al-Qayyim in the 14th century. Highly revered by the Salafis and also held in high esteem by the Sunnis at large. So the next time you see someone with a watermelon emoji, know exactly what they are. By the way, the work is called Badai’ al-Fawa’id.
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𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः retweetledi
@_astavakra @RanaAyyub @_sabanaqvi @khanumarfa Becuz they will be arrested by the moral police for not wearing hijabs lol
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𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः retweetledi
I’m curious—why haven’t people like @RanaAyyub Rana Ayyub, @_sabanaqvi Saba Naqvi, and @khanumarfa Arfa Khanum Sherwani—the so-called journalists—gone to Iran for real-time war reporting?
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𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः retweetledi
@ravish_journo आपके अब्बा हुजूर तो मोतिहारी में बैल गाड़ी से चलते थे उसी का इंतजाम कर लीजिए
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अभी तक इंडक्शन का चूल्हा ख़रीद रहे थे,अब आप साइकिल भी ख़रीदना शुरू कर दीजिए।
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𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः retweetledi
@ThrillaRilla369 Keep a piglet along with dog as a pet.
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If your Muslim neighbor says you must get rid of your dog to respect Islam, what would you do?
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𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः retweetledi
Pakistani math problem...
Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan.
Calculate the radius of the explosion.
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𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः retweetledi
Any attempts to "deradicalize Muslims" will fail, because the problem is not "radical Islam."
The problem is Islam.
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𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः retweetledi
Har Har Mahadev!
Salim Wastik - आवाज़ निकली है और अब ज़िंदगी भर ऐसी ही रहेगी
𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः retweetledi
@zoo_bear This man who considers a pervert a messenger of God posts against a domestic violence accused.
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𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः retweetledi
@WasimAkramTyagi Kuchh lafange deen me 5 baar bhopu laga kar zor zor se hi aalla hi alla chillate hai ..
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𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः retweetledi
The sad realisation, after watching Dhurandhar, is that, for every Jamil Jamali in Pakistan, there are probably a 100 of theirs in India, sitting in our Assemblies and Parliament.
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𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः retweetledi
Modi must’ve done a LOT of punya in his last life, to be blessed with this buffoon as his arch-rival
My question is what great crime did Indians collectively do a few generations back, that we are cursed with this buffoon as our Leader of the Opposition?
Political Kida@PoliticalKida
"America can't buy oil from Russia, Iran, Iraq without taking permission from America" Rahul Baba's latest gem! 😭😭🤣
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