Michael

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Michael

@_britmonkey

In absolute terms, I am the most persecuted man of all times, in the whole history of mankind, worldwide.

mum's basement Beigetreten Haziran 2018

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Michael@_britmonkey·1 Kas

NEW VIDEO: 14th April 1912 was quiet Sunday night in the busy North Atlantic shipping lanes, until the world's largest ship began transmitting a distress call. Lïnk in reply

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Michael@_britmonkey·1d

left wing drugs: weed LSD xanax right wing drugs: meth cocaine zyns We need centrist drugs for radical centrists.

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David Hughes@david8hughes·13 May

How’s the Pope got nearly 18m followers. He’s not even that funny

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fap men fap men fap fap fap men

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Michael@_britmonkey·5d

Say what you like about the UK's freedom of speech problems but at the very least, insulting a politician is not illegal, unlike most of Europe.

Florian Gallwitz@FlorianGallwitz

A guy jokingly tweeted “olaf scholz you bastard what the hell is this” in frustration because Fortnite was stuck at 3% download. As a result, German authorities investigated him for committing a criminal offence (insulting a politician, §188 StGB) and forced him to delete it.

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Michael@_britmonkey·16 May

The shortest man I know (5'5) got engaged today. Don't believe the lie that women only care about height. It's never over.

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Michael@_britmonkey·16 May

Whether you are left wing or right wing, we can all come together and agree The Rainbow Fish is a dogshit book that promotes socialism and/or anti-LGBT bigotry.

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David P GCSE (multiple)@DavidPGCSE·10 May

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@DavidPGCSE @hepimp You've got the wrong Ian Watkins mate It's that what's made me smile You've just called the bloke from Steps a twisted paedophile

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Michael@_britmonkey·9 May

I thought this guy was supposed to be locked in a cave as punishment for plagiarism or something idk didn't watch the video

Turan Explorer@turan_explorer

Hide the Pain Harold at the Hungarian inauguration

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Michael@_britmonkey·9 May

If you're not fat then you're not American. It's as simple as that.

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Michael@_britmonkey·8 May

It took me 6 years but I have now watched them all. @edgarwright

edgarwright@edgarwright

So. Here's a list on @mubi of my 1000 favourite films. Enjoy. mubi.com/lists/edgar-wr… (Huge thanks to @Thebanjohype for helping with this)

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Michael@_britmonkey·7 May

Rotherham 2040 Olympics, make it happen @RMBCPress

Politics Global@PolitlcsGlobal

🚨🇬🇧 NEW: The UK is considering a bid for the Olympic Games in the 2040s The Department of Culture wants to make the UK “the go to place for international sports” Other major events planned/scheduled include: 🏅Commonwealth Games 2026 🏏 Women’s T20 World Cup 2026 ⚽️ EURO 2028 ⛳️ Sondheim Cup 2030 (POTENTIAL) ⚽️ Women’s World Cup 2035 ⛳️ Ryder Cup 2035 (BID)

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Michael@_britmonkey·28 Nis

I have left a secret note on page 75 of this decorative book in this display in the Ikea in Wembley, London. 51°33'12.3"N 0°15'38.3"W

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Michael@_britmonkey·24 Nis

5:15pm, sitting outside a pub in glorious sunshine and warm weather after work. And to think, if we were still on Standard Time (like the loony anti-Daylight Saving folks want us to be), we'd still be slaving away in the office right now!

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Michael@_britmonkey·7 Nis

Nobody will tell you this but GTA6 is already out but only for prison Xboxes. Prisoners worldwide are playing GTA6 and you're not.

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