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Michael

@_britmonkey

In absolute terms, I am the most persecuted man of all times, in the whole history of mankind, worldwide.

mum's basement Katılım Haziran 2018
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Michael@_britmonkey·
NEW VIDEO: 14th April 1912 was quiet Sunday night in the busy North Atlantic shipping lanes, until the world's largest ship began transmitting a distress call. Lïnk in reply
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My friend got a Linkedin DM from Bonnie Blue in 2021 when she worked in recruitment
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vo@vanillaopinions·
i feel bad for people who think their policy priorities are popular. i know if we implemented everything i wanted my party would lose massively in the next election
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Which side of your family do you prefer?
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The majority of Labour prime ministers have been called James. 4 called James (57%): James "Gordon" Brown James Callaghan James "Harold" Wilson James Ramsay MacDonald 3 not called James (43%): Clement Attlee Tony Blair Kier Starmer
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say what you like about Henry VIII, the ruins of all the monasteries he destroyed are very pleasant to look at.
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I love that this is the Game Over screen when you go bankrupt in SimCity 4
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the Brazil-Australia Cold War is gonna go crazy after World War 3 destroys the northern hemisphere
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Ryan@Ryy4n2·
I love you
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@kingsundercover Nah I'm a Type 3 Zoophile, I can only get off to dinosaurs.
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Twink means nothing anymore. I'm seeing bodybuilders get called twinks. I'm seeing 35 year old men get called twinks. I was called a twink on reddit. That doesn't make sense.
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@RepealTCPA1947 And once they ban the usual vices (alcohol/fast food/tobacco/gambling &c) they'll come for cosmetics (to protect young girls' mental health), pet ownership (to protect wildlife), public football matches (to stop hooliganism), & "excessive" video gaming (promotes incel behaviour)
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Workhouse Overseer 🌐🥑🍌@RepealTCPA1947·
The public health lobby were able to ban smoking in this country by proceeding slowly enough that the frog didn't notice it was being boiled. I have no doubt they will do the same for alcohol
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Health Minister Ashley Dalton: "There is some evidence to suggest that exposure to alcohol-like products, even if low or zero alcohol, can normalise drinking, and become a gateway to alcohol consumption"  Story: telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/…

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Tony Blair@RealTonyBlair·
Got to give it to Cherie, she gives some terrific BJ's.
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How would you feel if you got into heaven and the only people there were you and the 9/11 hijackers
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Ben Guerin@bjhguerin·
Pubs in England & Wales are facing a massive hike in business rates in April 🍻 💸 📈 75%+ of venues are looking at increases in their rateable value, some by 500%+ the government's signalled a potential u-turn... but nothing's confirmed yet. so i built ismypubfucked.com with official VOA data for 43,000 pubs, which looks at just how fucked they each are find your local. see what they're up against. buy a pint.
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(Based on something that actually happened to my friend's mum)
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You're 2 days into your 3-week relaxing vacation when your family learn that someone very close to you has died. Would you want to be told immediately, or have your family keep it a secret until you get home so you can enjoy your holiday in blissful ignorance?
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