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Michael

@_britmonkey

In absolute terms, I am the most persecuted man of all times, in the whole history of mankind, worldwide.

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NEW VIDEO: 14th April 1912 was quiet Sunday night in the busy North Atlantic shipping lanes, until the world's largest ship began transmitting a distress call. Lïnk in reply
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The shortest man I know (5'5) got engaged today. Don't believe the lie that women only care about height. It's never over.
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Whether you are left wing or right wing, we can all come together and agree The Rainbow Fish is a dogshit book that promotes socialism and/or anti-LGBT bigotry.
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If you're not fat then you're not American. It's as simple as that.
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Rotherham 2040 Olympics, make it happen @RMBCPress
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🚨🇬🇧 NEW: The UK is considering a bid for the Olympic Games in the 2040s The Department of Culture wants to make the UK “the go to place for international sports” Other major events planned/scheduled include: 🏅Commonwealth Games 2026 🏏 Women’s T20 World Cup 2026 ⚽️ EURO 2028 ⛳️ Sondheim Cup 2030 (POTENTIAL) ⚽️ Women’s World Cup 2035 ⛳️ Ryder Cup 2035 (BID)

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I have left a secret note on page 75 of this decorative book in this display in the Ikea in Wembley, London. 51°33'12.3"N 0°15'38.3"W
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5:15pm, sitting outside a pub in glorious sunshine and warm weather after work. And to think, if we were still on Standard Time (like the loony anti-Daylight Saving folks want us to be), we'd still be slaving away in the office right now!
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Nobody will tell you this but GTA6 is already out but only for prison Xboxes. Prisoners worldwide are playing GTA6 and you're not.
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in a world where we are on our phones 4+ hours a day, no one is actually “bad at texting" they just don’t like you enough.
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Parallel timeline where the Netherlands conquered most of the world making Dutch the lingua franca instead.
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thx for sharing your heroin needle with me @f4micom , we should shoot up 2gether again sometime
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Remember the time in 2017 when the sky turned orange in the middle of the day
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Jesus fraternised with tax collectors, prostitutes, lepers, and sinners, but there are no stories where he blessed a landlord.
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My friend got a Linkedin DM from Bonnie Blue in 2021 when she worked in recruitment
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i feel bad for people who think their policy priorities are popular. i know if we implemented everything i wanted my party would lose massively in the next election
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Which side of your family do you prefer?
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