Cope Smith

Happy Pi day to those who celebrate

Repping this tee like a vintage jersey on gameday

There are few things more annoying than when old heads are blaring Facebook reals on a flight without any recognition that everyone can hear them

Snow in NYC is like the Super Bowl for everyone who moved to NYC to post on Instagram

When everyone is TSA Pre-Check, no one is

Happy Halloween to those who celebrate

Nick Saban should run for president

They ruined sports with the legalized gambling. You can’t make gambling companies league partners. That is the definition of Conflict Of Interest.

@CockkHolliday Don’t worry — you were fortunate enough to watch Bron’s career

Can’t believe I missed every second of Micheal Jordan’s career because I was stuck in a fucking nutsack

Dunmon is jacksdayinthelife.

@wsmitty12 @PeytonWoodring Glaze

Woodring is such a baller @PeytonWoodring

@CockkHolliday Great play on words

Would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

@TchristobalXXX Disagree!!!

Wearing a collared shirt and gym shorts (lulu lemon) is so gay. If a shirt has a collar, you should be wearing a belt. Always. Show some class.

@CockkHolliday The NYC influencer is so funny

Here’s a bunch of tweets in my drafts that I thought were inappropriate to post so I’m gonna post them all at the same time.

@ohbeewankenobi Bottle miller is best beer of all time

Canned millers are bottom 3 but bottled millers are top 1

@wsmitty12 The lion is concerned he may have high blood pressure

The body craves baked lays and lemon lime gatorades

@DimitriNakis Terrible take 👍

@willridge455 The #WILLRIDGE parlay put me in bankruptcy

Flying a 737 over Sanford doesn’t set the tone. I can drive to south Atlanta and watch them land all day long. We need F-18s with their after burners roaring. Poor start to a poor night.

@willridge455 I’m riding with #WILLRIDGE

UGA ML USA ML +177.6 #WILLRIDGE