Will Smith

Nifty bar tricks that the women will love, a continuous thread:

@ButtheadBucks Your rehab program?

Just found out a guy in my programs name is “Soe Quon.” Pronounce it slowly… soooookkkeee oneeee” Cryin 😂😂 can’t look at him anymore

Why does the subway just slow down or crawl to the next stop? Clearly there wasnt another train in front. YOU are the traffic

@ButtheadBucks @Jesii_ca_M Chill

@ButtheadBucks @kamuideh Got them

@kamuideh How often do you use scissors? How often do you break them? Useless.

Very useful tips

@funsized_mike It’s ridiculous

why are young people taking 8 minutes at self checkout

@ButtheadBucks @ohhanxiety Call me back

@ohhanxiety 100 times over

Would you take the deal?

Picking wrong security line is karma rearing its ugly head

@GetSpectrum You are the worst company or service I have ever used in my life

@CoachEdmi @GrayLitowitz Sounds like Gray hoe’d you

@GrayLitowitz Hey Coach, great game. Well played. Got to figure this group out so I can compete this post season. We have work to do

Jayhawks win!! Jayhawks win!! Jayhawks defeat mountaineers 30-19 to improve to 2-0. Awesome effort and every single player was able to score on our team. Miles Cage and Brooks Cox lead the way. GG coach! @CoachEdmi

@ButtheadBucks @maxtoscano1 Stfu bro

@maxtoscano1 You’re such a liberal. Make HER job more difficult?!? She’s a glorified cheerleader

Really bad look. How do you not know these are extremely routine by now? Awesome job by Laura Rutledge, not good to make her job more difficult

@ButtheadBucks @KentMurphy Shh

@KentMurphy Hit your cutoff

HOLD THE PHONE HE’S GOT A CANNON 🚀🚀

@deliverancer23 At 1:10 on a Friday I feel this

Los pollos hermanos

@CoachEdmi You dont want to be slow or non explosive

Going to get fat and strong this winter. Made up my mind.

@CoachEdmi @GrayLitowitz Lovett

MOUNTAINEER NATION! We are on the clock in 4 hours and 30 minutes. The war room is READY TO ROLL. Our big board is ready... and we have the 5th overall pick. The real question is who will Coach @GrayLitowitz take at #3 overall? Good luck this year coach.

@_csmith_11 What kind of weird ass tweet is this

Happy Halloween to those who celebrate

Kiffin is noble!!

Woodring is such a baller @PeytonWoodring

@willridge455 Thats what you get #regular

Just cut my lip wide open on a diet coke can

I love @ChatGPTapp