Grant Morrison

@nogulagsagain If you film near a mosque you might see some Muslims.

Thanks for the warning.

Ameeeriiiicaaa! Ameerriiiicaaaa!

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god.

@armankhon Daddy or chips?

I worked as a backend engineer at TikTok. TikTok is officially banned. Ask Me Anything.

“You are a government advisor tasked with assisting the Prime Minister by finding ways to boost growth and deliver public services more efficiently…”

@jimwaterson I once took a video of them so they grabbed my arm and escorted me off the bridge!

I recently began asking the illegal gambling operators on Westminster Bridge in central London for their gambling licenses, as part of a London Centric investigation into how the bridge had become a hub of illegal activity, despite being next to parliament and the Met police HQ.

@jamesrbuk Just some idiot m/billionaires slumming it at the fly through.

Not to rain on anyone’s parade but I have a blue Peter badge for pretending to be 11 years old and drawing a picture with my non-dominant hand.

@jamesrbuk Maybe he was pitching to become president of Ukraine so he can take credit for all the work Zelenskyy has put in.

@jamesrbuk Oh god. I never paid this any attention before… “a virtually real™ entertainment district”. I guess also “artificially credible™”. There might be a better pun.

Reposting my greatest ever work. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.

“Please ‘like’ our paid advertisement so we can explain it to you” is pretty desperate.

If I was good at sports I’d try very hard not to be a knobhead on national TV. I’d probably take my sunglasses off while running too.

@jamesrbuk Unsure about the taste but it smells almost exactly like a marketing ploy.

@yaesohn This happened to me once before. I think she got embarrassed when I said no. Turned into an awkward monologue about where her boundaries are and what extras she’s unwilling to provide.

@jrawson In a different thread people said they love this and think it’s “heart breaking” and so on. I think some people maybe just want to be entertained and be comforted by whatever story they've chosen to believe in. That AI can be used as a way to escape into that is kinda sad.

think I might have found the most cursed thing on the internet

Garth Marenghi’s All Quiet on the Western Front.

@cameronrw That was… inevitable!

Evidently still very much tree adjacent.