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THIS FRIDAY: Expect wall-to-wall girlbands at London’s premier pop party! From Spice Girls to Sugababes and Atomic Kitten to Katseye, @PushTheButton are uniting all the girlbands for a celebration of the greatest groups in pop! 😍🪩

Gang, my queer book club is opening up to new members. We meet on the first Tuesday of every month, are universally adorable and occasionally talk about the assigned book. If you or someone you know is interested, drop me a message.

Live your FANTASY, spread your WINGS and dance to a SWEET MELODY as we celebrate Jade and the Little Mix girls until the early hours @thervt on Friday 26 September! 🎟️ tickets: jade.eventbrite.co.uk

@BenSLASports @qikipedia this is a line from the source you linked to: "the bill allowed pizza with two tablespoons (30 mL) of tomato paste to qualify as a vegetable"

@qikipedia That is wrong. In 2011, Congress blocked the USDA from increasing the standards for how much tomato paste is required for something to be considered a vegetable under the National School Lunch Program. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup_a…

In 2011, the US Congress categorised pizza as a vegetable.

@imshanereaction I don't come on here very often any more but good to see your posting has remained consistent in quality

I can count two bouquets in this picture.

What has Jack brought in his lunchbox this week? We know it's very salty and it's definitely not cows' milk... Listen to the latest episode of LUNCHBOX ENVY to find out! Available wherever you get your podcasts. podfollow.com/1795907248

@MikeHolden42 @Schreiberland Thanks for listening Mike!

Great to hear @jrawson and @Schreiberland on the last ever Why Workshop. You'll be missed folks 🙏

TONIGHT @THERVT ✨ CHARLI, CHAPPELL, SABRINA, KESHA, TAYLOR, GAGA 💖 Come celebrate the best POP GIRLIES of 2024!! tickets: popgirlies.eventbrite.co.uk

The Eurovision Equinox Charity Quiz is tonight! 🪩 Doors open at 7, quiz starts at 8. 🤓 Grab your tickets at the event tonight or via outsavvy.com/event/22747/eu… @2BrewersClapham

The Eurovision Equinox Charity Quiz is happening on Wednesday at @2BrewersClapham ! 🪩 PRIZES! 🪩 CELEBRITY VIDEO CAMEOS! 🪩 EUROVISION DJs! 🎟️outsavvy.com/event/22747/eu…

Only ONE WEEK to go until the 2024 Eurovision Equinox Charity Quiz at The Two Brewers Clapham! 🪩 PRIZES! 🪩 CELEB VIDEO MESSAGES! 🪩 IMMACULATE VIBES! Get your tickets at outsavvy.com/event/22747/eu… @2BrewersClapham

@sillyolddaniel wow way to come down on a single parent just trying to provide for their kids

I can not stress to you how much I hate Bowser. He’s just a cunt tbh he has no motivation beyond just like wanting to spoil your day?

@husseybyname @LouiseRedknapp amazed you managed to edit it down

In honour of @LouiseRedknapp’s birthday, here is a 50-tweet thread with my 50 favourite Louise songs in order:

Which of these acts has never attempted to represent the UK at Eurovision? 🤔 Join us at the Eurovision Equinox Charity Quiz Night on Wednesday November 13th for more euro head-scratchers! @2BrewersClapham outsavvy.com/event/22747/eu…

@nickw84 It's a big lad. What do you reckon, two trays and a document feeder? You could do some business with that.

Only two weeks to go until the 2024 Eurovision Equinox Charity Quiz at The Two Brewers Clapham! 🪩 PRIZES! 🪩 CELEB VIDEO MESSAGES! 🪩 IMMACULATE VIBES! Get your tickets at outsavvy.com/event/22747/eu… @2BrewersClapham

A millihelen is defined as 'the amount of beauty required to launch one ship'. Tonight at 9pm on @BBCTwo we're going VOYAGING in the first episode of the new series of QI! Captain Sandi is joined by shipmates @GrandmasterNabz, @joelycett, Lou Sanders and of course Alan Davies!

@notanastronomer Who needs a change of clothes in this economy

Problem: I only brought a carry-on for this trip. This is a partial selection of the books I picked up.