midemillions💸💰

Please don't touch my face. Skincare is expensive. Don't let me curse you😭🙏🏾

If your farts are loud and they don’t smell, it likely means you’re eating enough fibre and that’s a good thing 👍🏾

This guy😭😂

I cant wait to be loved correctly so I can shut the fuck up already

Government Dey negotiate with bandits…mio gbo ri😭😂

Haaaaaaaa

For your mind you go think sey you dey impress your 9-5 boss by being overly active and these whole time e jus dey look you like mumu🤦🏾‍♂️😂😭

e get how your boss go scold you, your body go dey do you like say make your resign no resign o !!

If who dey work fit broke like this, I pity who no dey work. 😥😢

I hate all these modern dating standards, I want to double text you😭.

Baddie keh? If you see me for our street you go think say I be house help 🙂‍↔️

@Blessedstiches lol

I got my period on the day of my wedding. I shared this with my husband during the wedding ceremony. After the wedding ceremony, I went directly to his house. Soon, my mother-in-law took me into another room for a small welcome ceremony. It was around 9 p.m., and I was feeling very uneasy because of my period and the mood swings. When I came to our room, my husband was not there. After 10 minutes, everybody started asking about his whereabouts. Nobody knew where he had gone that late, and his phone was switched off. About 20 minutes later, he came back. When everyone asked where he had been, he said one of his friends was leaving and he had gone to say goodbye. When he came into our room, he handed me a pack of sanitary pads and said, "You may need this. Happy period!" That was the only thing I could remember about my wedding.

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I have said it before and I’m saying it again.. If you are poorer than me, you have no business asking me out o. Don’t even look my way at all. I don’t want you. I’m not interested. 🙏

Born to say “init,” forced to say “abeg”. 😔

@SexyDoyin1 Where’s the video???

What tf did i just watch? Is that Titi Lala and her pikin👀👀👀

@munahtee God forbid

This is how most children get traumatised by the mother's. Wetin be this now😂

Never faked my I miss you, or I love you. Only thing I faked is I'm okay.

Girls eat pussy better than men just as men suck dick better than women.

Omo, women wicked. Why you go born Tinubu? 💔😭