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Man City to relegate us at home and it’s only 3/1 for them t score 5 or more
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yer bird wants you to pay 6 quid for a meal deal
jules⁷@tacobelldoll
new ick unlocked: men when they use their tesco club cards
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He is healing football.
The most important player in the world by far.
He’s influencing millions of young players and coaches across the world and that’s what’s needed to get away from the rigid boring football we’ve been forced to endure for years.
I adore him
James Allcott@jamesallcott
Cherki smiled at Hincapie as he prepared to take his soul. This guy is box office
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Max Dowman on his way to becoming the youngest player ever to bottle a PL title 🏆👏🏻
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The headloss if I hear “My dad is chairman of Burnley football club…” #twitterclarets
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Never, ever thought we'd have a season as bad as the one VK served us....
2 years later it's here again.
ALK have given us the worst season imaginable, twice 😭😭 #twitterclarets
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Seeing Ricardo Rodriguez in a club game is like seeing your teacher outside of school
AT@alieltumi
How can this be your backline in 2026
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This is an abomination. Half time ‘entertainment’ should be limited to a raffle prize draw and - at a push - a badly muffled interview with a retired player.
The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: For the first time in history, The World Cup Final will have a halftime show. It will be organized by Chris Martin & Coldplay and could take up to 25 minutes.
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As much as I dislike Keir Starmer, the UK is so poor that £200 a night is considered luxury and ridiculous spending 😭😭…
He’s the Prime Minister what kind of accommodation did you want him staying in? I’m surprised it don’t cost more
Grifty@TheGriftReport
Keir Starmer jetted off for a four-day luxury family Easter break at a £200-a-night four-star boutique hotel in Valencia, complete with rooftop bar and pool. While lounging in the sun and sipping café con leche in a public square, Trump was issuing ultimatums to “obliterate” Iran’s power plants and warning Tehran they’d be “living in Hell.” Starmer stayed put despite the escalating crisis, five years after he slammed Boris Johnson for holidaying as Kabul fell, declaring: “You cannot coordinate an international response from the beach.” Macron spent the weekend on emergency calls with Trump and Iran’s president. Starmer? Not so much. Priorities
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Those poor people. You can see them trembling. We know exactly how they feel. Our five bed gets so cold in winter the only place we can warm up is the Caribbean cruise. £4,800 each but what's the alternative. Freeze in Surrey. Margaret's orchids nearly died last year. The conservatory dropped to 18 degrees. Nobody checks on us. 🇬🇧
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Aaron Ramsey coup de grâce
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨 Aaron Ramsey has retired from professional football. 🏴
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World’s gone mad ain’t it?
Manish Bhasin doing current affairs rather than setting the scene for the higlights of Plymouth vs. Scunthorpe
Sky News@SkyNews
BREAKING: A U.S. fighter jet has gone down over Iran, according to new reports. An American official has told the Reuters news agency the jet had been shot down and a search is under way for the pilots. Sky’s @Stone_SkyNews reports
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🚨 CIA veteran John Kiriakou:
"All my years in CIA, no matter who led 🇮🇱 Israel, they came to 🇺🇸 US and asked, ‘Help us strike 🇮🇷 Iran ! Please!’ Every president refused, until this one.
Netanyahu outplayed him, and now we're in a war that wasn’t ours."
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Casting your ballot in a UK general election
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage is set to announce Reform UK will keep the state pension triple lock [@thetimes]
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When you buy the dip but then the dip keeps dipping and you run out of cash.
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