Tav 🪱

“He writhes under my skin like a sick heartbeat, touch me and feel it, speak to me and know your words will never be forgotten.” ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ Tavinthal (Tav) Fischer ‧₊ Half Elf | Wander, adventurer, nobody  ‧₊ He/him | Gay ‧₊ True Neutral ‧₊ Great Old One Warlock

@lynfesecretroom @amnesiacchimera If he’s already taken it’s fine i don’t really want someone so .. competitive

@amnesiacchimera @_skinworms STOP ADDING BOYFRIENDS I CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF THEM

Damn am I this desperate

@amnesiacchimera And he’s missing??

@_skinworms He’s kinda guarded, looooong reddish brown hair, dusty golden eyes, prideful, a bit vain, likes to get under people’s skin?

@amnesiacchimera I’m listening…

@_skinworms Do you like vampires? I know of a guy, he’s missing at the moment, but I know of a guy

@amnesiacchimera Maybe 🫩

@_skinworms Do you want anyone to play match maker for you?

@ShadarDealer It wasn’t a joke

@_skinworms I didn't enlist a comedian, I enlisted a tool. If your magic is as stale and useless as your jokes, it's a miracle your patron even bothers to remember your name. Shut your mouth and go find my hand before I decide your head would make a better paperweight than any book here

Imagine spending ten years reading moldy books just to cast a glowing spark. Just hit them with an axe. It’s faster, it’s cheaper, and you don’t look like an absolute idiot doing it

@tymorasgirl It’s just really… I’m just tired of waiting

@_skinworms i thought i was desperate until i met you…

@ShadarDealer Fine, I’ll get the hand. Though I’m a little disappointed you’ve tossed me a simple fetch and retrieve quest

@_skinworms If you're so eager for a target, go start with that pink circus freak. I heard stories about a severed hand down there that'll fetch a heavy price. Bring it to me. You make me that kind of profit, warlock, and I might actually try being nice to you, this would make me…pleased

I thought the pink tiefling running the circus was confusing but I think I just met someone even worse I’m still not fully sure what even happened

@tymorasgirl I have waded through the ocean of the unfathomable, I have spoken in tongues unknowable and memories of lives I’ve never lived haunt my mind. I can handle a man.

@_skinworms you DONT KNOW what you’re signing to

im so worried for tav guy

@ShadarDealer Well point me and aim me at something, tuff guy. Who’s on your hit list?

@_skinworms Cute stance. Did your patron teach you how to crack your knuckles too? Go on then, warlock, show me what you’ve got. I’d love to watch you even try to impress me Make yourself a fool, both my eyes are on you

@ShadarDealer Wait till you see what I can actually do, o dark one. I didn’t get the short end of the stick with my pact //cracking his knuckles like a cocksure pos

@_skinworms You’re stupid enough to want this, but bold enough to admit it. Keep pushing your luck, warlock. I’m actually starting to stand your voice

@ShadarDealer That was in fact the point of this post yes

@_skinworms You get rattled by a circus act? Pathetic. Stop letting every freak in this dump mess with your head, if anyone is going to make your life complicated, it’s me

@ShadarDealer Can I take that as a compliment? Or is it a poor threat?

@_skinworms You're real curious about my tastes. Keep barely trying to amuse and get to know me like this and I might just decide you're the one thing in this dump that’s almost worth digging into

Who the fuck put this glitter-vomiting pink tiefling brat on my timeline? Get this screeching garbage out of my sight before I start blocking all of you. Muted

@ShadarDealer Not one for fish I take it? Though neither am I. You ought to tell me what you do have a taste for some time

@_skinworms Unfortunately, this lower city dump is my new home. But if there's one thing these slums are good for, it's desperate fools. Business is absolutely thriving, and the sheer amount of gold I'm raking in makes the stench almost bearable

@ShadarDealer I see. I don't entirely disagree, the lower city makes my skin crawl and I wouldn't cry to see it gone

@_skinworms Relax, warlock. I wouldn't waste blade rust on your sorry face This city is a soft, suffocating dump, and home is a bitter joke run by backstabbers who couldn't handle my shadow Watching you fragile losers break is the only thing keeping me entertained in this garbage heap

@ShadarDealer Why are you so.... aggressive? You seem to pick all your fights yourself and you don't even seem like you want to be on this plane let alone in this city so I just wonder... why? And yes yes, you'll gut my for asking, rip my spine out, pull out my teeth of course of course

@_skinworms Spit it out, warlock. I don’t have all day to entertain you, but go ahead, clearly you're dying to hear my thoughts on something. Make it quick

@tymorasgirl shady magic is my middle name

@_skinworms WHY TAV WHY THE FUCK DONT SEEK THIS GUY HES INTO SOME SHADY MAGIC BUSINESS DONT