Steven Parks

@brianmctaggart Good grief. Seriously??

Cristian Javier said he had a hard time gripping the ball because it was slippery.

@AthleticsRants Horrible start to the series. Javier definitely doesn’t have it right now. Here’s to winning tomorrow so we have a shot at winning the series on Sunday 🍻

Astros fans, It’s been awhile.🥰

@brianmctaggart Only one guy hitting above .200 and we come in and make them look like the Dodgers. Unbelievable. #wearesobacklol

Roddery Muñoz might not be around for much longer.

@michaelschwab13 He’s definitely not there yet. Time to send him back down for a while.

Need Javier to locate better…

@SleeperAstros Extremely painful to watch him.

Walks kill Javier every single time

@kyleumlang Living rent free since….forever

In a span of 9 months (6.25.05 - 03.25.06), Texas won a Natty in Baseball, won a Natty in Football, & made the Elite 8 in Men’s Basketball. In 9 months, Texas accomplished more in the 3 Men’s Major Sports than Texas A&M has in their entire collegiate history. #AggieFactThursday

@jaylarsondpm @CBSNews @cybertruck No, it’s not

@CBSNews @cybertruck is looking more appealing now isn’t it!

With gasoline topping $4 a gallon, it now costs almost $145 to fill up a Ford F-150 pickup truck, a new analysis finds. cbsn.ws/4sapScI

@badbuckets_ @adamclanton Astros vs everyone!

ESPN mlb power rankings have the astros ranked 14th but the red sox, who are 1-5 and just got swept by the astros, ranked 12th. okay.

@gtconway3d Sooo…tell us your thoughts on Obama installing that basketball court.

Maybe because it's entirely illegal and architecturally grotesque, and because the White House isn't a luxury resort or an entertainment venue?

@astro_numbers Same. Seems like “La Pena” was decades ago. I’m not all-in on walker yet but, compared to last year, I’m feeling some positive vibes about him.

I honestly forgotten what it’s like to have a first baseman who can actually hit early in a season.

@michaelschwab13 If a player is paid millions to produce and he doesn’t, the fans have every right to complain. The ridiculous salaries that the players get is the reason that ticket prices, memorabilia, etc are so damn high.

If you complained about Walker and wanted him traded… shame on you

@tomryanlaw I don’t pay my federal taxes so babies can be murdered in their mother’s womb.

I DO NOT PAY MY FEDERAL TAXES SO KID ROCK CAN HAVE A PRIVATE MILITARY HELICOPTER SHOW AT HIS HOUSE IN NASHVILLE. COLOR ME PISSED!

@ryanburge All people sin. Using contraception is a sin. So is lying, cheating, and missing weekly mass. This is why Christ gave us the sacrament of reconciliation.

Catholics are just as likely to use birth control as the general population.

@Miriam2626 He’s a liar. He supports murdering babies and child mutilation. How can he call himself a Christian?

America is weary of the hate. Texas was the birthplace of judgmental and malicious Christian nationalism and we have been living with these totalitarian leaders disguised as Christians for decades. James Talarico is the antidote to Christian nationalism.

Michael has TDS X ♾️

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP HEADS TO FLORDA FOR ANOTHER TAXPAYER FUNDED VACATION

@TeamTalaricoHQ @jamestalarico How many homeless and illegals do you have living in your home?

.@JamesTalarico: The kind of religion that says you can treat people however you want as long as you have a personal relationship with Jesus is an abomination. Scripture says you can't love God and hate other people. You can't love God and abuse the immigrant. You can't love God and bully the outcast. You can't love God and oppress the poor. We spend so much time looking for God out there, that we miss God in the person sitting right next to us.

@TheJFreakinC Any chance she was referring to the millions of illegals your guy let in or is your TDS getting in the way of your brain?

🚨BREAKING: Pam Bondi just said…“Being a citizen in our country is a privilege, not a right.” Citizenship is a right, guaranteed by the Constitution… not something granted based on opinion, loyalty, or who they like. This is authoritarian rhetoric.

@SleeperAstros Dudes gonna throw a no-no.

HE’S BACKKKKK 😈 Astros vs Kikuchi: 1. Peña 2. Alvarez 3. Paredes 4. Altuve 5. Correa 6. Smith 7. Walker 8. Diaz 9. Matthews

@JeremyBranham The fact that Walker is on it.

What’s wrong with Espada’s lineup?