Alan Carroll

Plumbers and electricians seeing AI replace everyone who went to college

@YanPeronn Professional situation monitor

March Madness update: Situation - Monitored Bracket - Fcked

When the market is nuking and Jim Cramer tweets “oversold”

@Polymarket 🔥🔥😮‍💨

We’re honored to announce MLB has named Polymarket as their Exclusive Prediction Market Exchange Partner. Polymarket 🤝 MLB

@_jreynolds999 Thought of you 😂

@alancarroII I feel personally attacked

Normal people hearing you were up 7 figures on “dog wif hat” and didn’t sell

@0xAbhiP Fr fr 😂

@alancarroII only in crypto bro

We're excited to announce 'The Situation Room' by Polymarket is coming to Washington, D.C. The world's first bar dedicated to monitoring the situation. 🧵

@btcbongo Tough out here bro 😭

@alancarroII 😂

Walking into your first day at a new job after being up 7 figures on Fartcoin and not selling

@FFVV1211 😭😭😭

@alancarroII Sell shame me to the fking bank lol

NFT communities in 2021 after you sold a cartoon jpeg for over $100,000

@danisdriven Ooooooooof

@alancarroII Almost any community, while secretly dumping on a side wallet…

@JordanOnChain Indeed 😭

@alancarroII It was a wild time 😂

Me at the dinner table waiting to switch the conversation to trading oil on hyperliquid

Former accountants and big tech employees on their first day of trade school

🚨Breaking🚨 El Salvador President Nayib Bukele has banned Jim Cramer from entering the country

@danisdriven Fr fr 😮‍💨

@alancarroII 99.9% of people shouldn’t leverage trade. Maybe more than that.

Gambling addicts learning about leverage trading

@AlexOnchain 🎯

shitposting is quickly becoming the most valuable skillset

@_jreynolds999 @Mericamemed Lmao 🤣

@Mericamemed @alancarroII I know what im getting u for xmas

This is going to cause violence in the office workplace