Just call me “The Dude”

Legendary

@shellshockkk I wouldn’t hire her to clean out dirty garbage cans

The job crisis

@unlimited_ls Chicken head ghetto Cluckers need to be sent back to the Congo

NEW: Two black sisters have a HUGE MELTDOWN and accuse Safeway security guard of being "passive aggressive" and "racist" for standing near them at checkout The sisters wrote online, "We were upset. We felt targeted and harassed, and we gave her the same energy she was giving us. We called out what it was; profiling and racism. So no, we weren’t soft-spoken in that moment. We were standing up for ourselves."

@vxylily Freedom

What is the FIRST thing that you think about when you see this Flag??

@alphafox I know that slut from Portland. She’s know for giving happy endings at the gym and the club. She’s on OF now 😂 she changed her name because she been smashed so by so many different 🍆

130 lbs: 🧐

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@King_Curt_Khan @zoomafrika1 @s_m_marandi Ahh fuk you are right. What happened to the old days? Had a kid on the ground with flies all over him. I always thought as a kid “ fuck give that kid some bug spray or teach him to eat flies.

@alebowskihere @zoomafrika1 @s_m_marandi Dawg that's AI.

It's really sad to see Sudan struggling while the whole world seems to be silent about it.😭😭

@_Sam_Trades_ @RT_com Don’t make me deport you to the Congo

@alebowskihere @RT_com Did you know that diamond is just crystalized carbon? All kinds of morons pretend to be some stupid genius on this app? Fucking idiot

Mamdani wants to ask King Charles to ‘RETURN THE KOHINOOR DIAMOND’ to India — Politico

@_Sam_Trades_ @RT_com Hey man, make yourself useful. I want you to braid my giant pubic hairs into some beautiful dreadlocks for my big schlong.

@alebowskihere @RT_com At least be smart enough to look at wiki (which is what I looked) on it's history

@DougAMacgregor Liar, liar old man’s diaper full of poo poo fire. Now Colonel you have been a sellout and I’m not proud of that. You need to stop with the lying and trying to get all the clicks. You know this is an actual lie.

BREAKING: Negotiations broken, Powerful strikes incoming... targeting Iran's infrastructure.

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Oh him telling me we don’t take breaks. He wouldn’t be sitting on that anymore. I would’ve snatched his ass off that thing.

This lawn care owner hired this young man to weed eat while he drives the mower. As he comes to the back yard he notices him sitting down in the shade under a tree. He asks what he’s doing and he tells the owner he’s taking a break. The owner says there is no break and he needs to get back to work. The young man tells him he’s lucky because all he has to do is ride the mower. He tells him he’s taking a break and he will be back to work in a bit. If you were the owner, would you fire him on the spot? Another entitled youngster? Or, does the kid have a point, it’s fine to take a break? What would you do if that was your business and employee?

@_Sam_Trades_ @RT_com You must be a third world throwback . burn the diamond don’t you mean shatter it? you’re really stupid

@RT_com That diamond passed on through so many kings that it's the biggest whore in the entire world. Just burn it and get done with that. Stupid materialistic world....

@katee_K1 She shouldn’t be allowed to have that position anymore. She is a liability for the company and has proven that now.

As the driver, Leah Taylor, passed out from a severe asthma attack behind the wheel, the kids sprang into action: they grabbed the steering wheel, stopped the bus from crashing, and rushed to give her medication. She fully recovered and said it plainly: “They saved my life and everybody else’s on that bus.”

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@jokerwaffenfren @MisfitsBoxing @Cobratate is afraid of you. Last fight he did was a joke. I don’t know why anybody hasn’t noticed how feminine he actually is. The guy is a closet homosexual. He loves d!cks. He sucked off his own brother. He will enjoy prison. Lots of cocks to swallow

"Tate said lets run it" when I said i wanted us to fight. Now hes ghosted the promotion @MisfitsBoxing What happen to the top G? Dont duck me now!

@DougAMacgregor Why are you good buddies with the child molester sex offender @RealScottRitter he shouldn’t even be allowed on the Internet and you’re his good buddy. He brags about you all the time.

Cartels having their way in Mexico, following the capture of the warlord and drug smuggler, "El Jardinero.”