Alex Cuecuecha

@JeebsTX I have a Juniper and it's been stuck on 2025.45.10 since 2/18. (68 days) That's the longest stretch it's ever gone without an update in 11 months.

1.4 million Tesla HW4 owners installed FSD v14.3.2 last night MY Tesla:

@DieterRuehle Hope to run into you at LA Kings tomorrow!

Dodgers win!!! We’re going to the World Series!!! AGAIN!!! #ILoveLA #LetsGoDodgers

@SawyerMerritt @allinsummit But will it keep my speed constant not all over the place???

NEWS: Elon Musk says FSD V14 will be the biggest upgrade in Tesla software since FSD V12. “Your car is going to feel like it is sentient by the end of the year.” via @allinsummit

@DirtyTesLa Hold the speed i choose!

FSD 14 should be released this month! What's the #1 improvement you want to see?

@teslascope 4.48.1 seems to be out now

PSA: If you have automatic mobile app updates enabled, we highly recommend manually updating the Tesla app when you are physically home / usual parking location. There is a bug upon updating causing existing phone keys to be removed, requiring a new key setup on every vehicle.

@SawyerMerritt Ummm... Hope it works a bit better than the automatic wipers.

This what the new Model Y's Matrix LED headlights will be able to do in a couple months via a new adaptive beam feature. This feature will automatically dim/adjust specific sections of the headlights to prevent blinding oncoming drivers and drivers in front of you, all while keeping the surrounding areas brightly lit. Older Teslas in the US with Matrix LEDs headlights will also get this functionality via a software update. The adaptive beam feature on Teslas hasn't been allowed in the US, which is why despite Tesla putting Matrix LEDs in many of their cars in the US for years, Tesla hasn't been able to enable this feature. Now the company is finally getting the certifications. Countries in Europe have had this feature for a little while.

@BGatesIsaPyscho How do idiots like you get on my Feed???

You’re telling me the greatest Superpower on Earth cant handle fire in 2025? Something doesn’t stack up as the fires continue to rage at peak Winter throughout LA - the consequence to both wildlife & human life is devastating.

@YoMelToo @JacketNation They have friggin lights???? I’ve never noticed them … ugh

@JacketNation Buc-ee’s bathrooms are no joke.

Sweet Jesus she is good

@FAFO_TV target fixation, look where you want to go, not at the cars or down the hill!

@twelcher15 You do realize this was an LA team before that witch took them to St Louis right? Your argument stinks.

NFL in LA going entirely according to plan. Thank god the Rams left St. Louis for this. Congratulations to the San Francisco 49ers on the extra home game. #FTTB

@elonmusk Is this human time or Elon Time???

The first Starships to Mars will launch in 2 years when the next Earth-Mars transfer window opens. These will be uncrewed to test the reliability of landing intact on Mars. If those landings go well, then the first crewed flights to Mars will be in 4 years. Flight rate will grow exponentially from there, with the goal of building a self-sustaining city in about 20 years. Being multiplanetary will vastly increase the probable lifespan of consciousness, as we will no longer have all our eggs, literally and metabolically, on one planet.

@JeffShulman OMG! That was close!

I always have my wife’s back! #motherofthebride #wedding #fatherofthebride #weddingvideos

@TheBasedMother @awmclin1 @johnrich @jackblack Once again… Black didn’t say it… give it up

@awmclin1 @johnrich @jackblack Jack Black's said PLENTY.

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@itskyleconner Are you on the Beta 17.1? it's a bug... on 17.0.2 it seemed to be working fine for me and stopping at 80%.

Any apple people know why I have an 80% limit selected but my phone is juicing up way higher? Typically it stops at 80% as designed. BMS calibration?

@DirtyTesLa Thanks for the update... I agree this was just to bring us up to date with the Non FSD features. It's a shame. Those wipers are still driving me batty

2 drives with FSD Beta 11.4.7.2 today Lane drift is still just as persistent in all the same spots Windshield wipers were still dry wiping I didn’t expect this update to fix any of that

@DirtyTesLa Yep... every day it's happening... random wipers. Not just wipers but scratched glass! LOL

Tesla is going to owe everyone on beta 11.4.7 a free pair of wipers 😂

@DirtyTesLa December??? but what year?😂

Tesla's next FSD update V12 won't be beta. When do you think it's coming? My guess is December.

@PopBase oh the tragedy!!!

The streets of Levira, Portugal were flooded with red wine after a distillery’s 2.2 million liter tanks burst. twitter.com/AweInspireMe/s…

@DirtyTesLa i've only driven with 11.4.7 once this morning, and yes lane drift seems to be an issue. I felt it on 11.4.4, but on this new one if you are too close to a Semi, it will auto brake for you. Not good. Especially if there's a car behind you.

Here's a quick compilation of SOME of the lane drifting I deal with daily. All clips are FSD Beta 11.4.7. If this one thing would be fixed, I would have drastically more 0 disengagement drives. I have been voice reporting this daily since May.

@momentoviral Hello... Mr Jones??? How much you pay the new guy??? 🤣

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