Yo, Mel!!! 🪻

The whole U.S.A. My husband and I traveled the ENTIRE lower 48 from 7/2014-5/2015. This country is amazingly beautiful and diverse, and the people are truly wonderful. This was the back of our trailer. The photo was taken in Dyersville, IA, just after I put the blue “Field of Dreams” sticker on.

@mazemoore What’s with all the Columbia love? (Personally, I’m rewatching Brooklyn 9-9)

Tonight’s episode of Columbo has two Dobermans in it! I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve such happiness but I’ll take it.

@ChrisMartzWX I wonder how many times per day that screenshot is posted.

Yes, Virginia, Rob Reiner’s piece is organized under “news.” Chuck Norris’ is placed under “opinion.” But the dipshits commenting about that evidently missed that both of these pieces were written by the same person. My point stands. And, so does this one. 👇

Just going to leave this here.

@ChrisMartzWX It’s nice that you offered him so many options. You’re a giver! 😊

Some blowhard just sent me an email ranting about my Chuck Norris post. 🤣

@CardioFixer Every. Time. 🤣🤣🤣

I laugh every single time this pops up in my timeline! I’ll never see nor hear these things the same again. 😂

@CynicalPublius The restriction was against journalists who WALKED OUT of THE PENTAGON instead of agreeing to their new rules. 🤬🤬🤬

THIS makes me angry. VERY VERY ANGRY. The Pentagon has done NOTHING to prevent legacy news organizations from fabricating, reporting, and/or printing whatever fake, America-hating vitriol they want. The Pentagon simply requires ANYONE with access to the Pentagon--including the press--to follow well-established procedures regarding building access and access to classified information. NOTHING MORE. There are ZERO First Amendment violations here. This rogue court will be overturned on appeal, as with all of these rogue Article III courts that have lost their way out of sheer hatred for a duly elected President. 😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬

@mazemoore Carlos doesn’t want to walk.

Me: It’s a beautiful night, want to do one more walk? Him…

@30_Helens_Redux @nicksortor Right?!? (And what’s the new screen name about???)

@YoMelToo @nicksortor Republicans, when they own an 80/20 issue:

🚨 BREAKING — IT’S OFFICIAL: Democrats have TANKED the funding bill to re-open TSA and DHS, intentionally making the American people SUFFER while they continue skipping the line, 47-37 16 Senators couldn't even be bothered to show up to VOTE. These people are the scum of the earth. They couldn’t care less about you or your family.

@greg_price11 @seanmdav Also, it’s REAL!

I'll always remember Chuck Norris as the man who changed the course of dodgeball history by casting the deciding vote that allowed Average Joes to play in the championship of the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open where they upset the heavily favored Globo Gym Purple Cobras. RIP. 🙏

@Here2Spect8 @elonmusk @1WayUpFromHere And the 9 replies you got before me were all spam. 🤬

Dear @elonmusk I AM PISSED to say the least! My account was hacked weeks ago. I have spent way too much energy appealing multiple times. I have explained in full detail that for the two seconds I was able to to get back into my account @1wayupfromhere I was able to log a Nigerian out of my account. Unfortunately their level of hacking sophistication got them right back in and they got me suspended. I am not monetized. I used to have another account with close to 50,000 followers and even that account was not monetized. I simply want my account back because I spent a long time choosing accounts to follow and can’t possibly remember all of them. Your customer service department is non existent here. I’ve explained this and re explained this. You sure do charge a lot of money to have a verified account and yet no service to go with it. Happy to work for you to change that. Does one have to be a massive account to evoke a response out of you?!

@_ROB_29 @CardioFixer 😢

If people want to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because we had to replace our record collections with a tape collection and then replace that with a CD collection that we slowly replaced with an MP3 collection and now need a subscription to listen to music.

@RandyEBarnett @CynicalPublius Vote early and often!

Today is publication day for my new book, “Felony Review: Tales of True Crime and Corruption in Chicago” about my time as an Assistant State’s Attorney in Crook County. It’s my most entertaining book. You won’t put it down. (Link in comment👇)

@LinaPortable @minimisokki @Linder1279 @Drew_Scarlet98 💯💯💯

@YoMelToo @minimisokki @Linder1279 @Drew_Scarlet98 Exactly a total let down and the initial first two episodes were so different from season one that’s why I said it was confusing, I wanted a continuation of season one

No woman can forgive this.

@Brick_Suit $70.

The perfect bottle opener doesn't exi... Wait... Someone made a mini mortar that opens beer bottles and sends the caps flying? THAT'S AWESOME!

@CardioFixer Same here…

It’s 104° on this sunny, Tucson Friday afternoon. 🥵Have a great weekend everyone! 😎🌵

@WallStreetApes Yes, that’s absurd. But if you’re buying those particular bottles, you’re paying for a LICENSED plastic toy that contains juice.

American shows how much were really paying for some juices at the grocery store He picks one up, it’s $3.99 for the bottle Most people don’t think much about it, but if you look at the cost per ounce it’s 66.5 cents If you multiply the to a gallon, it’s $85 For Apple juice… We are being robbed blind

@afreedma 🙄 @ChrisMartzWX

New study finds the current heat wave in the West would be "virtually impossible" without human-caused climate pollution. We're on the verge of breaking an all-time March heat record for the US today/tmrw. cnn.com/2026/03/20/wea…

@BadgedPatriot Not retired… but 50-something and self-employed…

Anybody out there that is pre medicare age (under 65), that may have retired early, I'm curious as to what you do for healthcare coverage?

@DrunkRepub @yashar 🤣🤣🤣

“So they’ve suddenly canceled the current season of ‘The Bachelorette.’ Why? You might ask. No one knows. But we do know a producer on the show’s father attended summer camp with Benjamin Netanyahu in 1955. Coincidence? I’ll let you decide.”

@Farra78209 @ingelramdecoucy @Variety Thanks for letting me know! I only got the Frog, so I went into the post to find the Jimmy’s reply… 🫡

@ingelramdecoucy @Variety Between you and Jimmy's Seafood, they're fvcked, LOL!

Chuck Norris Was a Great Action Star -- but Politics May Overshadow His Legacy variety.com/2026/film/opin…