@CyborgPeds Alcohol decreases my awareness of how much people suck
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Lettuce Prey 🇺🇸 🏴☠️ tx
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Lettuce Prey 🇺🇸 🏴☠️ tx
@alphawulph
I'm afraid I may no longer have the strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off
The Pequod Beigetreten Ocak 2014
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@PSA_Sitch Besides, Celsius is just Kelvin with an offset
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メートルとキロメートルを使う方が、フィートとマイルを使うよりも優れているという点については、日本の友人たちには同意します。
But Fahrenheit is far superior to Celsius in every way.
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@drterrysimpson Any food that keeps you alive is health food as far as I'm concerned.
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I do love it when non-medical people seem to think giving a patient, who is not eating, any food, because they need calories is bad. But, non physicians think that sick kids will just eat carrots, hummus, steak, or whatever. Sometimes we are just happy with any cancer patient getting any calories in any manner.
Boki X@Wake__Up__01
@drterrysimpson You think giving someone who needs to heal chicken nuggets as fuel bc it's what makes them "happy"? You are a dum fuk and an A hole Nutrition is one of the most important things. The body needs 150 minerals, trace elements, carbs, protein, good fats, and antioxidants to function
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To all of my new Japanese followers… In Texas we Add Beans in our Chili. 🙏🏽🫘🌶️
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@OMGTheMess I still have the compass that goes with it.
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@MinistryofTru16 Is this like when Elon says AI will result in everyone having a huge income without working?
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Cut a pizza into infinite slices to solve world hunger.
Max 📟@MaxNordau
WATCH: "Professor Jiang" explains that we could fix poverty by printing infinite money but we don't because we want people to be poor. I am not joking.
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@TexitDarling Remember, the serve is followed by a volley. Then another serve, etc, ad yuppium.
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@SandyofCthulhu They could just accuse that whippersnapper of lollygagging on the davenport in his dungarees
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How do they prove their age? A photo ID?
Leading Report@LeadingReport
BREAKING: Republican Sen. Lisa Murkowski just filed to change the SAVE America Act exempting anyone born before 1961 from proving their citizenship.
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@SomeWelder Hard to imagine how some folks make it through even a day of normal life.
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The rabid stupidity of the average Twitter user will never cease to amaze me, but I guess that's kind of on me.
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes
It’s time to officially ban cloud seeding in America. All aerosol injections into the atmosphere need to be banned nationwide We are breathing this in and the chemicals fall down as rain onto our crops and get absorbed This can’t continue
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@TheWapplehouse And the Grim Reaper is not expected to recover
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Europeans post this picture multiple times a day because they think this is an American food staple and Americans are always confused because they've literally never heard of canned whole chicken until they learned about it through Europeans claiming we eat it regularly.
Daractenus@Daractenus
In an attempt to explain just why it is that some 77 million Americans voted for the dumbest man alive to be their president for a second time, I’m absolutely delighted to present you with the expanded list of US food that you cannot legally sell in Europe!🧵
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@EnergyAbsurdity We just wanted to be able to say "The british are coming" again. But of course, they're like a blister, they only show up when the work's done.
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Valid question: Did President Trump invite the NATO members to contribute Naval assets to help reopen the Strait of Hormuz in a real attempt to get their help, or simply to expose the fact that none of them have meaningful Naval assets to contribute anymore?
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@TomcatJunkie A red head's cunt hair is the smallest measurement known to man
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@SandyofCthulhu I'll bet a different "person familiar with the US military's use of weaponry" would say something else.
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Russia: fights a war for 4 years using missiles and drones constantly. No sign of stopping. Military budget at $150 billion.
US: fires missiles for two weeks. Military budget over 1 trillion. "O No says the Financial Times, America's going to run out!"
Financial Times@FT
It is a ‘massive expenditure of Tomahawks’, said one person familiar with the US military’s use of weaponry, as the rapid depletion of stockpile raises pressure on Donald Trump over the rising cost of the conflict. ft.trib.al/rmTi77n
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@LeighWolf You're why they went under. Just look what you did!
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