

⚡️David Blackmon⚡️
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@EnergyAbsurdity
Writer, podcaster, miner of absurdities. 8th gen Texan. Contributor at the @DailyCaller, other publications. Post suggested absurdities on my timeline.




20"+ OF RAIN is likely over the next 48 hours near San Antonio, Texas... A rare "high" risk of excessive rainfall is in place just outside of San Antonio, where an abundance of moisture is set to dump a catastrophic amount of rainfall over the next few days. This is a very concerning situation.

HOCHUL ENACTS NATION’S FIRST STATEWIDE DATA CENTER MORATORIUM





You do your best to get the ball back Quickly to the referee and he hits Caitlin with a Delay of game. Wow


Why would Democrats not be able to win elections if only American citizens are allowed to vote?

In the Senate primary, Michigan Democrats have a choice between a candidate who wants to abolish prisons and campaigns with Hasan Piker and whatever Haley Stevens is doing.


If this happened in some other country, we would laugh at their backwardness. Some in Washington would argue they must be bombed...

In the Senate primary, Michigan Democrats have a choice between a candidate who wants to abolish prisons and campaigns with Hasan Piker and whatever Haley Stevens is doing.




If this happened in some other country, we would laugh at their backwardness. Some in Washington would argue they must be bombed...

🚨 THIS IS COMEDIC GOLD. CNN, never let Scott Jennings go, PLEASE!! PANELIST: DOGE is not about "cutting spending." It's about making government too small to stop Trump. JENNINGS: Why would the government stop Trump? Isn't he the head of the government? Why would they try to stop him? PANELIST: Because he's creating a dictatorship. JENNINGS: Your view is that Trump is shredding the constitution... it seems you guys believe the unelected bureaucracy has a responsibility to resist political leadership. PANELISTS: My God, seriously? Do we need to give you a civics lesson? The legislative branch, the FBI, you control the military - this is what you do in a dictatorship... JENNINGS: Are you suggesting the president is not the commander-in-chief of the military? PANELIST: The president will put in charge someone who will contravene the constitution. Soon, this conversation will look very silly to you. Right now, you're gaslighting. JENNINGS: Who? The president is in charge of the military, is he not? CNN HOST: Yes, the president is in charge of the military, that is how it works.