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@amortition

Yup I’m me. if you are looking for sarcasm you have come to the right place. All my animal science facts are Bllshit.

Beigetreten Mayıs 2013
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D.@Lush_Beauty1·
You know who didn’t betray Jesus during his most trying times….. the women.
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Dave@amortition·
@AngelicaBr76053 He needs to chop fire wood. Old fashioned way with an axe.
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まーこ@AngelicaBr76053·
さっき夫とセッセした やっぱり立たなくて挿れもせず終了 誰か救って
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Steez@worldwidesteez·
I've been eating the Big Arch in secret. That bitch is bussing. No arch sauce
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Dave@amortition·
@PeterRHann1 @otokyo__ Indeed. You know some of that black and white footage was actual prison riot footage.
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Tokyo
Tokyo@otokyo__·
I don’t want your “best movie ever.” I want the one that made you sit in silence when the credits rolled. The one where you said, “what… was that?” No spoilers. Just titles. Let’s ruin my week.
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Mr. Nobody
Mr. Nobody@MmisterNobody·
🚨MEXICO MOVING TO DIGITAL CURRENCY🚨 Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum announced at the 89th Banking Convention in Cancún that cash payments at gas stations and toll booths will now officialy be phased out. Digital payments are set to become mandatory for fuel and tolls by the end of 2026. “Our goal this year is to make digital payments mandatory for fuel and tolls through the models we are developing together with the banks,” Sheinbaum said. “This is intended to strengthen accessible digital payment methods and drive the country’s digitalization forward in many other areas as well.” This move is part of a bigger push to digitize the Mexican economy and reduce reliance on cash. Do you see where this is heading?
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Dave@amortition·
@orthobro @_VIRU5_ @MmisterNobody They aren’t smart enough to “get til I till It affects them DIRECTLY n a negative way. Otherwise they can’t understand its ramifications.
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Dave@amortition·
@_VIRU5_ @MmisterNobody You can fall back on cold hard cash. They are taking that away. They will be able to freeze and entire nations accounts EASIER THAN the Canadian truckers.
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VIRUS@_VIRU5_·
@MmisterNobody You're already using CC, Paypal, automatic deducted payments from checking accounts, cash apps, digital toll beacons, all while on cameras and tracking... so wtf is the difference?
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Dave@amortition·
@ScottBornAgain That was close. We was about to throw some keyboards for a minute bout to catch one in the mouth.
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Just your average MAGA patriot
Brendan Fraser is not a pedophile. In the summer of 2003, Brendan Fraser walked into a luncheon at the Beverly Hills Hotel as one of Hollywood’s biggest stars, but walked out knowing his career was about to end. At that moment, he was at the absolute peak. The Mummy franchise had turned him into a global action hero. He was earning about $12.5 million per film, studios wanted him, audiences loved him. He had the kind of career most actors only dream about. That afternoon, as he left the Hollywood Foreign Press Association event, the organization’s president stopped him to shake his hand. The man reached around and groped him. His hand moved to places no one should touch without consent and Fraser froze. He felt like a child, like someone had thrown invisible paint on him that only he could see. He rushed home and told his wife, but he was terrified to tell anyone else. This was 2003. Men who spoke up about sexual assault weren’t believed. They were mocked, dismissed, and destroyed so Fraser stayed silent. But silence didn’t protect him. His phone stopped ringing, the Golden Globe invitations dried up, projects disappeared, hollywood insiders whispered and some said he’d gotten lazy. Others said he’d lost his looks. No one said what Fraser believed was true, that he’d been blacklisted for quietly reporting what happened. The HFPA investigated and they concluded that their president had inappropriately touched Fraser, but it was meant as a joke. They asked Fraser to sign a joint statement saying it was all a misunderstanding. Fraser refused because it wasn’t a joke and he wasn’t going to lie about it.
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James Lindsay, anti-Communist
James Lindsay, anti-Communist@ConceptualJames·
Thinking about making a list of Libertarians I'm smarter than and publishing it for the world to see.
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Dave@amortition·
@porterstansb Dammit. How many guns have killed with out people being involved?
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Dave@amortition·
@hoshizorarock The problem here is majority/most common of ramen noodles sold are bad for you.
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Dave@amortition·
@MbarkCherguia 42 year old wears steel toed boots which make the leg muscles stronger. My theory anyway.
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Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia·
Genuinely curious what the scientific reason for this phenomenon 🤔
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Dave@amortition·
@ibzsmo3k If you in that shape who exactly are you running from?
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Dave@amortition·
@Real___iTamara Public executions would stifle all this BULLSHIT REAL FUCKING QUICK.
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iTamara
iTamara@Real___iTamara·
Can. We. Just. Start. Killing. People.
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