Andy wilde

@JeremyCordite @waitrose Anyone that says no should be sacked.

Hi @waitrose I am coming into your shop tomorrow and don't fancy paying for stuff. I assume this is OK now?

Geeza worked for Waitrose for 17 years, he stops a thief stuffing a bag full of fancy Lindt Easter eggs and they sack him. This Waitrose story isn’t just one supermarket being spineless, this is modern Britain in a nutshell.

🚨 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY A UK Government’s welfare bill now exceeds the government’s income tax revenue. Income Tax revenue - £331 BILLION Benefits & welfare - £333 BILLION

@returningbro @triffic_stuff_ But People do. What happens?

@andrewwilde2 @triffic_stuff_ Never done that, never will. But sure, okay.

🚨RARE CENSORED “P*ki Shop” Only Fools and Horses Clip 😳😱 Back when the BBC wasn't scared of its own shadow... In Series 1, Episode 6 – “The Russians Are Coming” (1981), the Trotters are panicking about nuclear war and testing out their DIY fallout shelter. Grandad moans: “The earth’ll be contaminated! Where we gonna get something to eat?” Del Boy instantly fires back: “Bound to be a little P*ki shop open somewhere!” 😂 Now edited out of all repeats and streaming. Woke has killed comedy, especially on the BBC. This line is mildly offensive to certain people at best, yet it's been completely retrospectively banned. It’s ridiculous. It’s funny. Simple as that.

@returningbro @triffic_stuff_ Let’s reverse that. Walk down the street with Nazi antisemitic signs and see what happens!……..oh wait you do………..what happens? Nothing.

@triffic_stuff_ Here’s an idea for ya since you’re obv so desperate to be racist. Go to any black neighbourhood and write the N word on a sign. Let’s see what happens. Free speech.

“Another easy draw for Arsenal” 😭😭😭

Monday morning stat for you Tonda Eckert has more wins against Premier League opposition than the last three Southampton managers each managed Despite being in the Championship #Saintsfc

Arsenal crashed out of the FA Cup against Southampton at the weekend. Some of their fans have already used the “injured” players as an excuse…

Keir Starmer and Zack Polanski are helping themselves to Easter eggs in Waitrose when shop worker Kemi Badenoch bundles in to stop them, only for manager Ed Davey to sack her and side with the shoplifters. Modern Britain is a baffling place. {satire}

That punch was for all tourists in the world 😂❤️

This is Walker Smith. After dedicating 17 years to Waitrose, he was recently dismissed. The reason? For attempting to stop a shoplifter nicking Easter eggs. Yes you read that right. He should be applauded, not sacked. Shameful @waitrose. Re-employ Walker Smith!

Reminder: Lucy Connolly, a childminder and mother, got 31 months for 1 bad tweet and was denied bail. This vile paedo police officer got 16 months suspended. Justice?

This Muslim convert in Britain calls the October 7th attack a "legendary day." Who is she, you might ask? Oh, only the sister in law of former Prime Minister Tony Blair...

@MrBoldOne @SouthamptonFC @ManCity @EmiratesFACup Winners celebrate it. Losers explain it.

@SouthamptonFC @ManCity @EmiratesFACup Count yourself out. There was no need to proceed.

We have been drawn against @ManCity in the semi-final of the @EmiratesFACup ✊

I don’t get the Kanye outrage. The same people were fawning over Bob Vylan only a few months ago.

🚨Jeremy Clarkson RIPS Into Jeremy Corbyn And His Socialism Dream “I lived through the 70s, I know what socialism is, and I’ve seen it at work around the world, in places like Cambodia and Venezuela, It doesn’t work, and it’s dangerously doesn’t work.” “It’s a hopeless, hopeless proposition.”

Arsenal fan before the Southampton game. 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

@gregvul @AlfieHouseEcho

@AlfieHouseEcho It will be Chelsea "away" I reckon

Man City, Chelsea or Leeds, then. 🏆 #SaintsFC

@N0RTHERNSAINT @footballontnt They got a free kick late second half for exactly the same foul.

@footballontnt The question should be. 'Would arsenal have been awarded a penalty if it was the other way round?

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