Andrea Jackson

@MessagesfromK @helloitsmemel_ No kitty kitty that’s a bad kitty kitty.

@helloitsmemel_ Says angry single cat lady

@Nyct0phil3_x @merlot_sk Luckily I had Private Cover because I was sent to the Public Hospital with the best NICU availability when my waters broke and they kicked me out after 3 days. OB got me admitted to the Private Hospital I was booked to, who usually only deliver post 32 weeks…

@Nyct0phil3_x @merlot_sk Yep, waters broke at 28, was expecting a stay til 34 weeks too but he only made it to 30 😅 when it happened, it was QUICK! Which isn’t uncommon in the situation. 1/2

@_Its_Me_Mel Poor kittehs. We had two ACTUAL alarms and Joshy is still recovering from the trauma. The last one was especially scary because it was an apartment on fire. Good thing he was at his Dad’s when I did THIS a couple of weeks ago - though concerningly my alarm didn’t go off 😓

First false fire alarm in our building for at least 4 years.. Poor kitties didn't know what was going on.. both haven't experienced the alarm going off for longer than 1 min when they are testing it.

@1116sen Just leave it alone FFS. No reason to change it. The Brownlow is what it is and it’s always been that way! It doesn’t need to be changed. If you want a stats based award then just do it separately-it’s just like a fantasy footy prize then.

Umpires aren't allowed to look at statistics before casting their Brownlow votes... Gerard thinks that HAS to change going forward. 👊 #AFL

Tell em Zaccy!

@ahleach No one is actually the home team for the Grand Final.

The logos are around the wrong way

@outbreezyWC Except: Both arms held ✅ Slinging motion tick ✅ Head making contact with ground ✅ Personally like the tackle and want to see players going for it, but the rules are how they are and the more we find out about the impact of concussion the more the technique will change 🤷🏽‍♀️

Jones executes a perfect goal-saving tackle and the ump penalises him... GOAL Hawthorn! #AFLPowerHawks

@TheJakeneutron Chroming is huffing. It’s not new. It being something you’d call a trend is though.

What the fuck is Chroming

@_Its_Me_Mel Im sure past Mel only had good intentions but probably should have thought about hangry Mel and reconsidered 😅

I'm angry at past Mel who didn't get snacks yesterday while shopping.

@KevinHu33108272 @1116sen Except then there’s 8 teams who don’t get to relax and enjoy the night. Players from the Grand Final teams that are there not drinking or at a local club function at least get to play the big game-imagine missing out only to lose in an elimination final the next weekend. Nah.

@1116sen Absolutely you want all players in attendance. Every year players from the teams in the granny are not present. Ruins it.

Should the Brownlow Medal count be moved to the pre-finals bye? | bit.ly/4geOFHB | #AFL

@1Alboforpm @essendonfc Well shit I didn’t realise when I was watching the game yesterday I was watching apparitions! It all looked so real. That collision must have been strange for not being real…

@essendonfc No chance! I’ll wait for 2025 for the real stuff.

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Why Australia needs a Human Rights Act. Our prisons and youth detention centres are overflowing. In the NT, entirely with Indigenous kids. Imagine your 10 year old kid in prison? The recommended age of criminal responsibility is 14. Something is obviously very, very wrong. We have to address the underlying social factors instead of locking more, and more, and more kids up. Once they’re inside, they are condemned to a lifetime of incarceration. We are failing the kids.

@MatthewBevan Leaving aside 2010 and known issues, plates would rather have less money and see success than get paid more elsewhere.

Can someone explain to me how this can happen under a salary cap system?

@HendoNZ34 @hasumpstuffedup I think if it was a recurring problem for a specific club and they didn’t do enough to stop that maybe could be an option at that point but every club has their dickheads that the majority despise-can’t punish those doing the right thing because of a bad egg

@hasumpstuffedup Thoughts on a Carlton points deduction?

Goal umpire subbed out of the game bleeding after having something thrown at them. Must be a life ban and criminal charges for whoever did it. Anything less would be an outrage. Absolutely disgusting and unacceptable. #AFLBluesSaints

Okay, that’s just adorable 😍

@PatrickRyen @GWSGIANTS Great BTS - I notice that amongst all the basking in the win and the good things he still slips in the important “you need to do it for more than 30 minutes” but well deserved pump up after a win. GWS becoming my 2nd team thanks to the memes and that big big sound 🤣

GWS break new ground with their social media stuff. Doing inavitive things. Funny things. This put simply is first class, and everyone should take 1 minute to watch this. I love it. @GWSGIANTS #AFL #Inspirational

Just couldn’t quite hold the lead 😉

@AFL Hate the pies but Pendles is a champ-you don’t make 400 without excellence. Well done (but I hope it’s a draw tonight, can’t hope for either team to win 😅)

Kick the ball to Scottie.... Pendleburyyyyy 🎶 #AFLPiesBlues

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