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@anonspock
Gin | she/her | ๐ | confused Terror-adjacent presence
Beigetreten Temmuz 2021
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two og terror twt denizens going viral in 24 hours, always bet on francis rawdon moira crozier boys
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@anonspock I read this as 'Daughters you have together: 0', in other words: 'Why am I not a grandpa yet?'.
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Emotional because my father used to use his extremely limited knowledge of email to send me unsolicited & unpleasant commentary on my lesbian lifestyle choices! Now he uses it to send me & my wife things like this
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ATTN, this is not my dad saying he has zero daughters, it is my dad attempting to inform me & grace something beginning with the letter O but being inept with his keyboard and/or mouse
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@persnalisedmilk @laissezferre_ nooo what has happened here is that he attempting to say something like, "Daughters: O[megaโ3 supplements are known to support heart & brain health]โ (or something, who knows), clicked send by accident, & probably wandered away. heโs a staunch supporter of all things my wife now!
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@shipbiscuits yes!! over christmas grace & i were doing a jigsaw puzzle in the kitchen at my parentsโ house, he came stomping in, said โiโm so lucky to have two daughters now!!!โ and went stomping away again before anyone could respond <3
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@persnalisedmilk @laissezferre_ nooo what has happened here is that he attempting to say something like, "Daughters: O[megaโ3 supplements are known to support heart & brain health]โ (or something, who knows), clicked send by accident, & probably wandered away. heโs a staunch supporter of all things my wife now!
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@anonspock @laissezferre_ is it not meant to be read as โnumber of daughters: zeroโ ?!
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@laissezferre_ oh no this is actually deeply charming to me! he may not have learned how to send emails but has come radically & joyously around to father-in-law-hood!
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Woken up by a 5.1-magnitude earthquake shaking the whole apartment just now and my wife could not possibly be more asleep about it
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mystery! woman who has posted jobias porn with her whole chest inexplicably embarrassed by americaโs normalest show
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for reasons opaque even to myself iโve been posting some Pittfic anonymously ๐๐ got some lovely commenters like โplease de-anon! will read any fandom you write!โ and iโm like. thatโs SO so kind of you to say but i fear you know not what you ask
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@icicaille_ what the FUCK thatโs awful, iโm so sorry! the circumstances are horrid but venting to friends in private is SO NORMAL and SO FINE & you deserve to have space to do so
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@TreborNosnibor ALWAYS ON MY MIND!! x.com/anonspock/statโฆ
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I Am Thinking About Him
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@anonspock PLEASE I picture FRMCโs little place still!
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@anonspock I have no context for this but I've always thought that when lana del rey married that swamp tour guide it was extremely fitzier of her
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@fifteenhickeys @zipegs CRASHING THRU THE WALL LIKE THE KOOL-AID MAN because I heard someone talk about Queer Eye AU a.k.a fic of all time!!!! wishing a very happy Queer Eye AU to all who celebrate and to all those who donโt yet know that they celebrate
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Bringing this rec list over from tumblr! It's by no means comprehensive, but I do hope you find a new favorite. Don't forget to show the authors some love on Ao3!
Fics are ordered from longest to shortest.
A text-only version is available on Tumblr: zipegs.tumblr.com/post/806826899โฆ
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@tollersandjack now when i put it like that i look crazy for even considering this but the thing is, the Job Market Is So Bad
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@tollersandjack they are โi have a son who believes he identifies as gayโ caths ๐ if i had to guess, theyโd tolerate me as long as i agreed to DADT levels of not talking about it, & if anyone โpubliclyโ found out they would fire me with haste
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clown events: got a real, actual, job offer in my dumb field doing the thing i enjoy & am good at, & they want to pay me a shockingly legit amount of money! just one problem, they are the traddest Caths iโve ever met. deeply unchill tridentine mass weirdos i fear. lol & even lmao
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hey chatgpt help me politely explain to this potential employer that i really like their offer but am concerned that they might fire me later, so if they wanna soft-retract now is the time. bonum et pax! ad maiorem!
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would it be insane if I simply emailed the Catholics & said, Iโve got another offer Iโm happy to take, so hereโs the deal with me, let me know what you think ?? kind of like a regular hiring negotiation, except that the deal is Homosexuality
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