𝕘𝕚𝕟

@SJSharks_fish also alarmingly plausible tbh

@anonspock I read this as 'Daughters you have together: 0', in other words: 'Why am I not a grandpa yet?'.

Emotional because my father used to use his extremely limited knowledge of email to send me unsolicited & unpleasant commentary on my lesbian lifestyle choices! Now he uses it to send me & my wife things like this

@Glimpsesofcalm i for one am also pleased with him!!!

ATTN, this is not my dad saying he has zero daughters, it is my dad attempting to inform me & grace something beginning with the letter O but being inept with his keyboard and/or mouse x.com/anonspock/stat…

@shipbiscuits yes!! over christmas grace & i were doing a jigsaw puzzle in the kitchen at my parents’ house, he came stomping in, said “i’m so lucky to have two daughters now!!!” and went stomping away again before anyone could respond <3

@persnalisedmilk @laissezferre_ nooo what has happened here is that he attempting to say something like, "Daughters: O[mega–3 supplements are known to support heart & brain health]” (or something, who knows), clicked send by accident, & probably wandered away. he’s a staunch supporter of all things my wife now!

@anonspock @laissezferre_ is it not meant to be read as “number of daughters: zero” ?!

@laissezferre_ oh no this is actually deeply charming to me! he may not have learned how to send emails but has come radically & joyously around to father-in-law-hood!

@anonspock awful man! i'm so sorry

Woken up by a 5.1-magnitude earthquake shaking the whole apartment just now and my wife could not possibly be more asleep about it

mystery! woman who has posted jobias porn with her whole chest inexplicably embarrassed by america’s normalest show

for reasons opaque even to myself i’ve been posting some Pittfic anonymously 👀👀 got some lovely commenters like “please de-anon! will read any fandom you write!” and i’m like. that’s SO so kind of you to say but i fear you know not what you ask

@icicaille_ what the FUCK that’s awful, i’m so sorry! the circumstances are horrid but venting to friends in private is SO NORMAL and SO FINE & you deserve to have space to do so

@TreborNosnibor ALWAYS ON MY MIND!! x.com/anonspock/stat…

@anonspock PLEASE I picture FRMC’s little place still!

🛰️ space 🛰️

@fifteenhickeys YES ... @majorspacequeer u were a visionary for this

@anonspock I have no context for this but I've always thought that when lana del rey married that swamp tour guide it was extremely fitzier of her

@fifteenhickeys @zipegs CRASHING THRU THE WALL LIKE THE KOOL-AID MAN because I heard someone talk about Queer Eye AU a.k.a fic of all time!!!! wishing a very happy Queer Eye AU to all who celebrate and to all those who don’t yet know that they celebrate

@zipegs sooo happy you liked this enough to rec it 🥹 I'm so fond of it... secretly my favourite child

Bringing this rec list over from tumblr! It's by no means comprehensive, but I do hope you find a new favorite. Don't forget to show the authors some love on Ao3! Fics are ordered from longest to shortest. A text-only version is available on Tumblr: zipegs.tumblr.com/post/806826899…

@tollersandjack now when i put it like that i look crazy for even considering this but the thing is, the Job Market Is So Bad

@tollersandjack they are “i have a son who believes he identifies as gay” caths 😐 if i had to guess, they’d tolerate me as long as i agreed to DADT levels of not talking about it, & if anyone “publicly” found out they would fire me with haste

clown events: got a real, actual, job offer in my dumb field doing the thing i enjoy & am good at, & they want to pay me a shockingly legit amount of money! just one problem, they are the traddest Caths i’ve ever met. deeply unchill tridentine mass weirdos i fear. lol & even lmao

hey chatgpt help me politely explain to this potential employer that i really like their offer but am concerned that they might fire me later, so if they wanna soft-retract now is the time. bonum et pax! ad maiorem!

would it be insane if I simply emailed the Catholics & said, I’ve got another offer I’m happy to take, so here’s the deal with me, let me know what you think ?? kind of like a regular hiring negotiation, except that the deal is Homosexuality