Myself (Parody)

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Myself (Parody)

Myself (Parody)

@aridchef

Gamer, programmer, dessert aficionado.

Ohio, USA Beigetreten Mart 2016
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Moody Ruin
Moody Ruin@moodyruin·
Normies didn't decide citations were important; academics did. This is insane goal post shifting and wagon circling because an increasing number of academics keep getting caught with their pants down on this issue.
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Normies think citations make or break a paper because normies have never created new knowledge. To a normie, a science paper is a pure interpolation of existing knowledge (that's what they did in college). Making up citations breaks the interpolation and makes the paper wrong

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David Israel
David Israel@RealDavidIsrael·
@SandyofCthulhu My favorite liquor is Laphroiag scotch, which is like licking a hospital floor. It smells of old men and bandaids.
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Sandy Petersen 🪔
Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·
So I am creating a cultist tavern for a Call of Cthulhu adventure and I want it to have the nastiest liquors imaginable. Not the cheapest - the nastiest. Obviously Absinthe is a star. My problem is I am a teetotaler. So I don’t know what ANY liquor tastes like, except cheap whiskey and apple wine which I tried in my misspent youth. I’m thinking Jagermeister, Absinthe, Jeppson’s Malört, banana schnapps, Fireball, Certain Baiju (Chinese pal recommended this), Fernet-Branca and … what else? Suggestions are welcomed. Cloying sweet is as gross as bitterness so let me know. Yes, all the drinks have a magic effect TBD.
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tmuxvim
tmuxvim@tmuxvim·
I put a prompt injection into my LinkedIn bio and recruiters are messaging me in Old English and calling me Lord.
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Wylfċen
Wylfċen@wylfcen·
English is full of “lexical gaps”: words that are implied to exist but don’t, because we borrowed a bunch of words from Latin but not other, related words↓
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🐉Tatsunoko Croissant🐉
🐉Tatsunoko Croissant🐉@TatsunokoCroi·
@J0hnADouglas I just love how in the original prequel reviews they did in 2009-2010 he said "You know who would be amazing at directing a star wars movie? JJ Abrahams."
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John A. Douglas
John A. Douglas@J0hnADouglas·
In retrospect, maybe letting a couple of bitter Trekkies tell us what was bad about Star Wars wasn’t a good idea.
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.
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Brandan P. Buck
Brandan P. Buck@brandan_buck·
Must be a recruiting strategy I'm not familiar with.
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Myself (Parody)
Myself (Parody)@aridchef·
@brandan_buck "Construction began on the Cologne Cathedral in 1248 and wasn't completed until 1880, so the book will be out soon."
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方丈 海@投稿は創作
バイトでレジしてると、お手本のような恋人繋ぎをしてるカップルが来た。会計の時ですら2人は手を放さない。彼氏が財布を取り出し、彼女が紙幣を抜き取ってあげる共同作業。ここはホームセンターだが、そういうのはホームに帰ってからやれ。イラつきながら商品を確認すると、接着剤を剥がす液だった。
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Rekieta Law
Rekieta Law@RekietaLaw·
The fact that this sentence exists is a judicial opinion is an affront to the very core of our constitution.
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Matt Parrott
Matt Parrott@MatthewParrott·
@TheStalwart This experiment is performed naturally on Belgians, with tragic and irreversible consequences.
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Nicholas Fabiano, MD
Nicholas Fabiano, MD@NTFabiano·
Sleeping <6h a night for 2 weeks reduces cognitive performance equal to 2 nights of total sleep deprivation.
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Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes@barnes_law·
I'd rather be a "diplomacy monger" than a warmonger.
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Retro Lumi
Retro Lumi@Retrograde_Lumi·
@Jonathan_Blow @ArtOfPilgrim Average indie dev: "I'm truly inspired by this video game, now I must exactly clone the gameplay but place it in a different setting!" Basically any indie game that's multiplayer or has PS1/VHS graphics at this point is slop.
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Pilgrim
Pilgrim@ArtOfPilgrim·
Hit me with the harshest reality about game dev
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