Arman Jazayeri

@dscheinm Wouldn't it be amazing if CA leadership said "Let's not make this mistake again". Now, a technicality may require CA to get some of the tax $, but now he is gone. Basic Business Rule = Easier to keep good customers than earn new ones. $650M customers don't come often.

@flybits Lies

This is @Arman. One of our talented VPs of Engineering, who has been with Flybits since the early days. If you ever get the chance to chat with him, be sure to ask him about the time he met HRH Prince Charles! hubs.ly/H0Vf0lM0

Look, it’s a factory. It says Bud-weezer.

So @airchina changes my intl' connection to be 30 mins. Physically impossible! No English complaint #, rep tells me "find a Chinese friend!"

@EXP3RT1SE the account does not belong to an 8 year old, check your reading comp.

@EXP3RT1SE no, and as a former Twitter employee I should remind you that buying/selling usernames is a violation of the TOS

@EXP3RT1SE nope

@EXP3RT1SE @AmirBeheshty @ajx nope

@AmirBeheshty @NotArman

@cdj: Arman was kicking me! @arman: Chloe was putting her hand in my butt!

Why do we need to go to heaven? We can just respawn like in #Minecraft

Mommy I don't want my iPad at masjid, I want to listen to God.

Mommy these green beans are awesome

Daddy, you used to be a tree trimmer.

[Counting Norouz money] I want to get a job, so I can make more money.

Every seed is female because they grow

Daddy, Chloe said the moon is following us but it's not, it stays in one place.

Incoming: Philz Coffee and Super Duper Burger are coming to Los Gatos bit.ly/1pb1gze @PhilzCoffee @SuperDuperSF

Daddy, getting vuzu is like taking a shower in the sink.

I know everything about everything.